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Phyre24

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Phyre24

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  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 13259
  • Number of comments : 99
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About Phyre24 : I'm a Canadian. Watch NCIS. Bones and Burn Notice. Play CoD zombies, Halo, DayZ, Planetside 2 and AC. I'm very logical. I like reading the Drizzt series by R.A. Salvatore. Sherlock Holmes is my favourite detective of all time and I've read every single story.

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Phyre24's favorite FMLs

Today, whilst reading all 15 pages of this site, my French girlfriend asked me over my shoulder for translations, such as "What is buttsex?", "What is wanking?", and "What means farted?" FML

#513
53 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22908) - you deserved it (5882)

On 12/14/2008 at 8:14am - intimacy - by james - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my two year old girl said "motherfucker". Everyone laughed, even her grandparents. Our family is insane. FML

#446
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30082) - you deserved it (8493)

On 12/03/2008 at 11:39pm - kids - by Noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, I had an important interview. On the way there, I stopped in front of a car window to look at my reflection, checking I didn't have salad stuck between my teeth. Having pulled several faces, I realised that there were two girls inside the car, cracking up with laughter. FML

#419
22 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21062) - you deserved it (11097)

On 11/30/2008 at 5:51am - misc - by Groom - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss said to me: 'You know, our competitors are also hiring!' FML

#295
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25655) - you deserved it (2545)

On 11/13/2008 at 3:42am - work - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, during a never-ending dinner with really boring friends, I faked being tired and told my husband, "Let’s go honey, we have a long way to drive home." He looks at me and says, "Well… we are at home." FML

#238
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15790) - you deserved it (65667)

On 11/07/2008 at 12:47am - misc - by alice5000 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was at a job conference. At lunch, I saw this stunning guy. At dessert time, I coughed so much that the piece of chocolate cake in my mouth went straight onto his glasses. I think it's too late to introduce myself now. FML

#115
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31326) - you deserved it (5766)

On 10/28/2008 at 4:40am - work - by damn... - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
46 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54359) - you deserved it (14153)

On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I lost my cell phone. But found it again! And then dropped it in the toilet. FML

#21
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45259) - you deserved it (21637)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:30am - money - by enjoy -

Today, I woke up next to a beautiful, half-naked brunette in my bed. Two minutes later, my alarm clock woke me up for real. FML

#17
60 comments

I agree, your life sucks (69499) - you deserved it (18904)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:27am - love - by Jonathan -

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (296277) - you deserved it (28424)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -

Today, in class, I was sitting next to the guy that I fancy. Shyly, I write our initials (L and A) into a heart on his hand to see his reaction. He said, "I love Los Angeles too!" FML

#6
448 comments

I agree, your life sucks (91875) - you deserved it (41737)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:19am - love - by mocass’1 (woman) - France



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