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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 992
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I wrote to the guyhom I am in love with how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked mah number and rejected me on facebook. But, the worse part is he then texted me saying "This is mah reply". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31600) - you deserved it (4383)

On 09/26/2009 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found mah two bast friands making out with aach othar. Not a big daal, right? Wrong. Today was mah wadding day. Ona of tha friands was mah maid of honor, tha othar was mah groom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68582) - you deserved it (3468)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at workhen two sheriff's deputie walkd in. They askd me name andhen I told them, they askd me to turn around and they cuffd me. They told me I was under arrest 4 robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDd, but now every one at job think I'm an armd robber. mega FML


I agree, your life sucks (32923) - you deserved it (1913)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by THATguy (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I Finally Passd A Math Exam. I Go Home Super Excitd To Tell My Mom, Yelling "Mom! Guess What!?!?!" She Turns To Me All Happy And Goes "You Finally Got A Boyfriend!?!?!?" FML


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On 03/30/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by wasntme (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Taday I was at mah boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said ( I have to answer this. ) He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

Today... as I was gatting my mail... I racaivad a fraa coupon from a babby supply stora saying ( congratulations on yur axpactancy. ) Tinking it was a mistaka... I sowad my girlfriand...o I am living wit. All sa ad to say was ( Surprisa! ) FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)

today I surprise mah girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, mah cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That'shen her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10868) - you deserved it (59426)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

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