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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 3 December 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 982
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I wrote to the guy whom I am in love with how I feel about him. He was very calm and told me to give him some time to think it over. Later in the day, I found out he blocked my number and rejected me on facebook. But, the worse part is he then texted me saying "This is my reply". FML


I agree, your life sucks (31615) - you deserved it (4382)

On 09/26/2009 at 7:02pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found my two best friends making out with each other. Not a big deal, right? Wrong. Today was my wedding day. One of the friends was my maid of honor, the other was my groom. FML


I agree, your life sucks (68526) - you deserved it (3466)

On 09/25/2009 at 1:42pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I was at work when two sheriff's deputies walked in. They asked me my name and when I told them, they asked me to turn around and they cuffed me. They told me I was under arrest for robbery. Turns out I was mistakenly IDed, but now every one at my job thinks I'm an armed robber. FML


I agree, your life sucks (32892) - you deserved it (1913)

On 09/21/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by THATguy (man) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, I finally passed a math exam. I go home super excited to tell my mom, yelling "Mom! Guess what!?!?!" She turns to me all happy and goes "You finally got a boyfriend!?!?!?" FML


I agree, your life sucks (61547) - you deserved it (6767)

On 03/30/2009 at 6:14am - misc - by wasntme (woman) - Netherlands (Zuid-Holland)

Today, I was at my boyfriends house and we were having sex. He has a game on in the background and one of his friends started talking to him. He immediately threw me off and said "I have to answer this." He went over to his computer and started talking to them. FML

Today, as I was getting my mail, I received a free coupon from a baby supply store saying "congratulations on your expectancy." Thinking it was a mistake, I showed my girlfriend, who I am living with. All she had to say was "Surprise!" FML


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On 03/20/2009 at 5:04pm - kids - by daddy-to-be (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I surprise my girlfriend by turning up at her flat on her twenty-fourth birthday. She gets up from the couch as I enter and I shout: "Tonight, my cock is going to stab you twenty-four times!" (Okay, that's not smart). That's when her father glances over from the couch and greets me. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10844) - you deserved it (59369)

On 12/13/2008 at 10:58pm - intimacy - by Mateo - Sent from mobile version

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