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Phooey

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Phooey

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  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Not specified
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  • Number of visits : 946
  • Number of comments : 55
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About Phooey : I'm a chic with a dirty mind, not sure if it's a gift or a curse but I'm leaning more towards a gift.

Phooey's page activity

Visits<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 12/30/2015 at 6:28am<b>britbear0731</b> - the 12/27/2015 at 12:24pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 12/04/2015 at 1:55pm<b>Cookie_Overlord</b> - the 11/29/2015 at 4:17am<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 4:55am<b>thefmlman2011</b> - the 09/25/2015 at 8:31pm<b>bjm5991</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 10:11pm<b>ShirtlessWonder</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 1:01am<b>andrewcas</b> - the 09/23/2015 at 12:31am<b>MsConfusedd</b> - the 09/22/2015 at 8:02pm<b>areid2000</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:15pm<b>coocookaylin</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 1:48pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 8:23am<b>Mehokaay</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 7:33am<b>PresAgent</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 6:26am<b>sexymomo1234</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 5:36am<b>1nertia</b> - the 08/28/2015 at 7:40pm<b>LoverWordsFood</b> - the 07/31/2015 at 11:12pm

Fucked!<b>HarshD9619</b> - the 11/07/2015 at 10:55am<b>Ethan_Anonymous</b> - the 11/01/2015 at 10:02pm<b>sdlr32787</b> - the 09/07/2015 at 2:23pm<b>AirBusDriver</b> - the 02/15/2015 at 2:24am

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Phooey's favorite FMLs

Today, I called a doctor's office for a referral. I was in public, so when she asked me what type of issue I had, I mumbled that I had a vaginal issue. After painstakingly having to repeat this several times, she said she was asking what kind of insurance I have. FML

#21485084
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22327) - you deserved it (4126)

On 10/27/2015 at 4:16pm - health - by Jess -

Today, my hormones are so screwed, I popped a boner at the sight of two grasshoppers mating and had to retire to my room for a wank. FML

#21475435
63 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22610) - you deserved it (6356)

On 10/02/2015 at 5:01pm - intimacy - by sad-boing (man) - United Kingdom (Kent)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when halfway through, he leaned over to grab his cup of hot coffee off the nightstand. He then attempted to drink it and spilled most of it on me. He never stopped thrusting the whole time, and wanted to continue after. FML

#21470947
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27765) - you deserved it (2970)

On 09/21/2015 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boss broke off our relationship because he said it's inappropriate. I really liked him, but I accepted it and respected his integrity. A few hours later, I found out he's now dating my colleague. FML

#21460841
48 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26187) - you deserved it (3968)

On 08/26/2015 at 4:33am - work - by salope (woman) - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was lying on a couch, reading, when I noticed a spindly leg poking round the corner of my book. Upon realising it was a spider, I calmly and rationally threw my book across the room, breaking the TV. FML

#21459977
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20457) - you deserved it (8696)

On 08/24/2015 at 4:46am - misc - by Annie (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Today, at a quiet restaurant, my stepdad loudly told me he hopes in the future they have "hover caskets" so he doesn't have to carry my "fat ass" to the grave. All because I didn't want a side salad. FML

Today, while having sex with my girlfriend for the first time, I pushed all the way in. She said, "Stop teasing me, put everything in." FML

#21454970
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38252) - you deserved it (4189)

On 08/11/2015 at 10:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)

Today, I went to a garden party my friend had invited me to. I soon discovered they had seriously downplayed the formality of the event, as I noticed trays of fancy hors d'oeuvres and glasses of champagne lined up on the table. I showed up with Kool Aid and Ritz crackers. FML

#21448484
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25644) - you deserved it (3629)

On 07/28/2015 at 8:22am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Slough)

Today, I wore a new shirt, but forgot to remove the price tag. It was kind of windy outside, so when I got outside, the tag hit me on the neck, I thought it was a giant insect attacking my neck. I started screaming like a little girl. I'm a 30 year old guy. FML

#21386588
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26279) - you deserved it (8020)

On 04/02/2015 at 3:58pm - misc - by Jordan (man) - Jordan (Al Balqa')

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML

#21379710
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34819) - you deserved it (7137)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I am still finding glitter in my ass crack after a concert last night that had a confetti cannon. Thanks Marilyn Manson, I feel so metal now. FML

Today, I slept on the plane ride home and had a scary nightmare. I started screaming in my dream, so loud that it shocked the old lady sitting next to me into screaming as well. The whole plane began laughing as we were both screaming. FML

Today, while wandering around the big city I just relocated to, I asked a seemingly pleasant-looking lady where the nearest library was. She told me to get lost, and started laughing. Then said she was just joking and gave me directions. I'm now standing in front of a gay strip joint. FML

#21225641
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46103) - you deserved it (4968)

On 07/31/2014 at 7:38am - misc - by lostintdot (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my husband thought it would be romantic to pick me up and fall on the bed with me while we were kissing. Our faces smashed together as we hit the bed, and my tongue is still bleeding on and off. FML

#21224768
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48017) - you deserved it (5704)

On 07/30/2014 at 1:04pm - intimacy - by WasntWorthIt - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had a rough day and was extremely tired. I took a nap on the couch, and woke up to a guy robbing my house. I pretended I was still sleeping, waiting a chance to grab him or run out safely. I ended up falling back asleep. FML

#21219246
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44867) - you deserved it (23327)

On 07/24/2014 at 11:59am - misc - by FML - United States (Virginia)



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