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Phlecks
  • Town/Country : This one, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1989 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 25817
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Phlecks : Hey. Here I am. I'm in college. I'm studying things. I plan to get a job later on sometime. I'm an amateur filmmaker. Okay? Okay. I'm done.

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Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

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317 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25515) - you deserved it (58792)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791
204 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67071) - you deserved it (4478)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

#1346080
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (74258) - you deserved it (4906)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103
563 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46792) - you deserved it (127954)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9255) - you deserved it (32741)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)



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