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Phlecks

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1989 (26 years old)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26578
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Phlecks : Hey. Here I am. I'm in college. I'm studying things. I plan to get a job later on sometime. I'm an amateur filmmaker. Okay? Okay. I'm done.

Look! AIM Screenname!
Irishman3182
Message me. We'll talk about music or scones or something.

Phlecks's page activity

Visits<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 5:06am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/09/2016 at 9:04pm<b>fringeisawesome</b> - the 04/05/2016 at 11:14am<b>Dalboz</b> - the 02/08/2016 at 11:34am<b>M3DO</b> - the 01/04/2016 at 4:59am<b>JessicaLiz</b> - the 10/25/2015 at 10:36am<b>idontlikemen</b> - the 08/29/2015 at 12:45pm<b>Boxer3421</b> - the 08/27/2015 at 6:50pm<b>Ashd09</b> - the 08/20/2015 at 9:56pm<b>jsb1426</b> - the 08/15/2015 at 7:04am<b>unlucky_lucy</b> - the 07/12/2015 at 3:31am<b>UselessReject23</b> - the 06/23/2015 at 11:09pm<b>senor_octubre</b> - the 05/26/2015 at 1:37am<b>cchap</b> - the 04/23/2015 at 4:51pm<b>EminemGirl5</b> - the 04/06/2015 at 11:12am<b>xswtnsour</b> - the 02/24/2015 at 5:40pm<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 3:30am<b>weekendhero</b> - the 01/29/2015 at 2:34am

Fucked!<b>laurenada</b> - the 08/13/2016 at 11:06am<b>ImKimitheEmo</b> - the 07/10/2016 at 3:04am<b>cottoncandylips</b> - the 02/14/2015 at 9:30am

Phlecks's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

Phlecks's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

by LadyChristina25 / 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

by Karmas3itch / 05/12/2009 at 12:19am / United States (Ohio) / Animals

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

by calliefml / 04/26/2009 at 2:13am / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

by FML.. / 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm / China (Hebei) / Intimacy

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML

by AwesomePGnarles / 02/13/2009 at 3:17am / United States (New York) / Love

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

by caroline / 02/06/2009 at 10:29am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy