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Phlecks
  • Town/Country : This one, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 8 December 1989 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 25625
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Phlecks : Hey. Here I am. I'm in college. I'm studying things. I plan to get a job later on sometime. I'm an amateur filmmaker. Okay? Okay. I'm done.

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Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML

#2612293 (340)

I agree, your life sucks (22269) - you deserved it (54094)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML

#1862791 (217)

I agree, your life sucks (63491) - you deserved it (4113)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML

#1346080 (160)

I agree, your life sucks (68886) - you deserved it (3768)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103 (577)

I agree, your life sucks (40696) - you deserved it (114311)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I realized that I know more about the Transformers history than I do about talking to women. FML

#35674 (74)

I agree, your life sucks (8799) - you deserved it (31719)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340 (929)

I agree, your life sucks (419728) - you deserved it (30660)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)