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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 9 December 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 26179
  • Number of comments : 44
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Phlecks : Hey. Here I am. I'm in college. I'm studying things. I plan to get a job later on sometime. I'm an amateur filmmaker. Okay? Okay. I'm done.

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Phlecks's favorite FMLs

Today, I witnessed a horrible car accident and was interviewed by the local news. During the interview I said, "It was terrible. It was like watching a silent movie... but there was sound!" The interview has been aired 6 times. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30081) - you deserved it (74828)

On 06/04/2009 at 9:07pm - misc - by LadyChristina25 - United States (Rhode Island)

Today, I was taking a bath and needed shampoo. I leaned on the soap holder to get some and it came off the wall. Huge ants started pouring out running up the walls, down the walls, EVERYWHERE. I ran out of the bathroom screaming, completely naked. FML


I agree, your life sucks (77349) - you deserved it (6066)

On 05/12/2009 at 12:19am - misc - by Karmas3itch - United States (Ohio)

Today, I walked into my dorm to find my roommate hanging a voodoo doll of me on a noose. FML


I agree, your life sucks (83327) - you deserved it (5670)

On 04/26/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by calliefml (woman) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I realized that I know more about the history of the Transformers than I do about talking to women. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11985) - you deserved it (40452)

On 02/13/2009 at 3:17am - misc - by AwesomePGnarles (man) - United States (New York)

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