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PhinsGirl
  • Town/Country : Newport News, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Saturday 15 February 1992 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 348
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PhinsGirl : I'm a short, blue-eyed 17 year old girl with the most wonderful boyfriend ever, Phineas Holden!

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Today, I had a horrible breakup with my girlfriend of two years. In my depressive state, I changed my Facebook status to the Blue October lyrics "Hate me today, Hate me tomorrow, Hate me for all the things I didn't do for you." My ex commented, "Give me an orgasm?" Five of my friends, including my mom, "Liked" this. FML

#4443925 (218)

I agree, your life sucks (37649) - you deserved it (14537)

On 08/11/2009 at 2:40am - love - by JazzSpazz (man) - United States (California)

Today, I saw a very attractive female police officer while at the DMV. Thinking myself suave, I asked her: "Is it sexual harassment if I tell you how beautiful I think you are, and ask for your phone number?" Apparently it was. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21101) - you deserved it (60244)

On 04/03/2009 at 6:05pm - misc - by ShamedJP (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I came home to find a sock I previously used to whack off on my bed with googly eyes and a mouth drawn on it with a note that read "Because you can't find a real girl, I made your current one prettier, Love Mom." FML

#761206 (480)

I agree, your life sucks (167978) - you deserved it (51066)

On 04/02/2009 at 1:13am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Oregon)