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by Anonymous / 02/04/2010 at 3:29am / United States (Arizona) / Love
Today, I had lunch with a co-worker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and looking legitimately confused said "you know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
by crazyclumzy / 02/04/2010 at 12:05am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Absent / 01/12/2010 at 12:42am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
by WesJaz / 01/08/2010 at 11:35am / United States (Wisconsin) / Work
by Darkness162000 / 01/07/2010 at 7:21pm / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
by ugly5402 / 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got half way to the airport and realized I forgot my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then my pocket vibrated. FML
by Allen / 01/05/2010 at 1:40am / France / Transportation
by kady / 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Miscellaneous
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
by 20 / 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm / Australia (Victoria) / Miscellaneous
by Davios / 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Brian / 12/22/2009 at 9:53pm / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
by TheJuggla17 / 12/22/2009 at 12:45am / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
by anonymous / 12/21/2009 at 2:23pm / United States / Love
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, I was eating my lunch. When I opened my mouth to eat a spoonful of rice, a bee flew right…