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Today, my little sister asked me what she would look like when she got older. I told her that she would probably look a lot like me. She started to cry. FML
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On 02/06/2010 at 3:15am - kids - by Misty3242 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, my boyfriend informed me that in the event of a zombie apocalypse, he'd kill me before I got infected. FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 3:29am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)
Today, I had lunch with a co-worker, and after having a good talk and enjoying each others company, we got up to leave. Right before we said goodbye, she looked me right in the face and looking legitimately confused said "you know, I really don't understand why no one at work likes you." FML
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On 02/04/2010 at 12:05am - misc - by crazyclumzy (woman) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I went to the store to get Valentine's Day gifts to decorate my boyfriend's and my new apartment. He was there shopping with his wife. FML
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On 02/03/2010 at 1:47pm - love - by fantastic - Sent from mobile version
Today, my friends let me win at strip poker so I wouldn't take off my clothes. FML
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Today, I was working as a cashier and a woman brought up a suitcase. As I was ringing her up I checked inside like I'm supposed to and I very jokingly say, "Look at all the stuff you're stealing." She laughed nervously then hit me in the head with her heavy purse before running out of the store. FML
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On 01/08/2010 at 11:35am - work - by WesJaz (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I found out that while I was on vacation my neighbor had let my brother into my apartment. I don't have a brother. FML
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Today, I was playing around on Photo Booth, using weird effects on pictures of myself. I clicked on one and thought to myself that it was a really ugly effect. Then I noticed that it was set on normal. FML
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On 01/06/2010 at 4:05pm - misc - by ugly5402 (woman) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was in a hurry to catch a plane. I got half way to the airport and realized I forgot my phone. I drove back to the house and searched for it. I finally gave up and returned to the airport only to find that I was 10 minutes late for my plane. Just then my pocket vibrated. FML
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Today, my boyfriend was holding my hair back while I threw up. The smell then reached him and caused him to throw up in my hair. FML
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On 01/04/2010 at 3:16pm - misc - by kady (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)
Today, after buying over $300 worth of food and alcohol, I found out all my friends aren't coming to my New Years party but headed to the BIG party at the local club. The one which I sold my ticket to after my friends convinced me to throw a party instead. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 7:28pm - misc - by 20 (man) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I crossed a one-way street after looking for oncoming traffic only to be hit by a car driving in reverse. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 3:48pm - misc - by Davios - United States
Today, I woke up to an unfamiliar male face right beside mine. I flipped out fell of my 4 foot raised bed and got a concussion. Who, you may ask, was in my bed? My Robert Pattinson pillowcase. FML
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On 12/26/2009 at 10:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 9:53pm - misc - by Brian (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I put in an application to my local market for a job that I desperately needed. I was talking to the manager, he seemed pleased with my application and said he'll call me. As he walks into his private office, I hear the sound of a paper shredder. FML
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On 12/22/2009 at 12:45am - work - by TheJuggla17 (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Monday 20 May 2013
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