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by unknown / 11/08/2010 at 9:25pm / United States (Florida) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/29/2010 at 2:12am / United Kingdom (Surrey) / Love
Today, I was casually looking through my girlfriend's phone while she got ready, though she made me promise not to. To my confusion, I discovered that she had me listed as 'Saturday' in her contacts. There was also a Thursday, Friday and Sunday listed. I only ever see her on Saturdays. FML
by iprobablyhaveherpes / 10/20/2010 at 12:47am / Australia (Western Australia) / Love
by Vinny1017 / 10/07/2010 at 10:26am / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I found a video of my girlfriend having sex with her male best friend on her computer. When I confronted her about it she said it was from before we met. In the video, she was wearing the engagement ring I bought her. FML
by Anonymous / 09/27/2010 at 11:20am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by fmldailyyy / 09/18/2010 at 7:13pm / Ireland (Limerick) / Love
Today, it was the first day of astronomy class and we all waited for the professor to enter the classroom. All of a sudden, someone turns the lights off, it's pitch black, and we hear the professor saying, "Greetings earthlings..." It's going to be a long semester. FML
by Anonymous / 09/16/2010 at 2:04am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by Celeste / 03/02/2010 at 4:14am / Singapore / Transportation
by sdauner / 03/01/2010 at 4:55pm / United States (Minnesota) / Money
by ughno / 02/21/2010 at 2:50pm / United States (Texas) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend and I were out shopping. As he was trying on shirts, I told him that the particular shirt he was wearing looked ugly. He turned around, sighed, and said "You think? Well, your face is ugly, but you don't see me complaining about it." He was serious. FML
by AnnaNick / 02/13/2010 at 9:19pm / Australia (Queensland) / Love
Today, my husband and I took a walk on the wharf. We walked by a Wax Museum and in front of the museum there was a bench with a very realistic wax man sitting on it. I got very close to his face and yelled over to my husband how realistic the wax man looked. Just then, he coughed. FML
by Anonymous / 02/13/2010 at 8:21pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend wanted me to sleep over at his house. Then he found out that it was that time of the month for me, so he told me that he had to work this weekend and said "see you sometime next week." He doesn't have a job. FML
by JustMyLuck / 02/12/2010 at 9:14am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
Today, I returned home to my girlfriend after being away for 6 weeks of work. I decided to take a shower and change before having a nice dinner with her. Without looking I grabbed a random pair of jeans from my closet to put on. They were Levis. I don't own or wear any Levis. FML
by safariboo / 02/09/2010 at 10:43am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Misty3242 / 02/06/2010 at 3:15am / United States (California) / Kids
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…