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About PhdFloppyTits : Fuck Carl hes a twat i love skittles i love Jennifer of the Lawrence i hate spiders and i hate you.
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Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML
Friday 17 October 2014