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PhdFloppyTits
  • Town/Country : Westeros
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 24 October 1991 (22 years)
  • Number of visits : 92
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About PhdFloppyTits : Fuck Carl hes a twat i love skittles i love Jennifer of the Lawrence i hate spiders and i hate you.

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Today, I walked in on my brother giving his best friend a hand-job. I can't unsee this. FML

Today, I woke up to find my cat has gone into heat. Her favorite thing to do right now is sticking her ass in my face and howling like a Nazgûl. FML

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On 07/30/2012 at 2:05pm - animals - by soph511 (woman) - France (Provence-Alpes-Cote d'Azur)

Today, I slept over at my friend's house but forgot my glasses. When I woke up in the morning, I came out of his room and forcefully kicked what I thought was a soccer ball on the floor. Turns out it was his miniature poodle - it fell down a long flight of stairs. FML

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On 03/19/2009 at 1:15am - misc - by JohnMackSquirts (man) - United States (California)



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