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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 25 July 1996 (19 years)
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About Pharoian_Viking : I find a weird joy in reading other people's bad experiences. I like to play football and video-games about football.

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Today, my boyfriend came in my room dressed as Harry Potter and declared that he was going to put his basilisk into my chamber of secrets. And yes, that was my first time. FML


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