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  • Number of visits : 1601
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About PhannyPack09 : I enjoy my cats and what I'm studying.
I've frequented FML for years before finally making an account.
I don't read FML's to feel better about my life.

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yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25397) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

I had to ask mah mum not to meditate while driving. FML

#19216296
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19569) - you deserved it (1755)

On 03/04/2012 at 7:59pm - misc - by Anonymous - Australia

Today I facd down the Godzilla of all spiders. I smashd the goddamnd holy shit out of it. Trying to looool impress mah cute new roommate I scoopd up the remains and showd him. It was his pet tarantula. real FML

#19214836
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21649) - you deserved it (27347)

On 03/04/2012 at 3:46pm - misc - by Hannah (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, mah grlfriend broke up with me through a text message. In retaliation, I startd typing a long list of everything I hate about her. Just as I pressd the send button, she text me again saying "Just joking. You know I'd never leave you. Love you babe :)" FML

#19211804
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39886) - you deserved it (27533)

On 03/04/2012 at 12:02am - love - by Autocorrected (man) - Philippines (Bulacan)

Today, I went to a Mexican restaurant with mah family. I got stuck trying to decide whether I should get the fajita or the tacos. I endd up getting the tacos because I didn't want the fajita to come in sizzling, and I didn't want to "make a scene". My social anxiety has hit a new low. FML

#19211416
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20370) - you deserved it (5439)

On 03/03/2012 at 10:09pm - misc - by mexicandelicacy (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I downloadd an application that notifies me when my phone is fully chargd. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I pluggd the charger in and went to bd. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML

#19207930
165 comments

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On 03/03/2012 at 8:55am - misc - by scaredshitless (woman) - Finland (Southern Finland)

Today, my dad made me deliver a welcoming cake to our new nieghbors. While I was making small-talk, I saw him climb over there backyard fence. A minute later, he climbed back over, with a plastic deck-chair in hand. I feel lyk an accessory to the pettiest theft in history. mega FML

#19205333
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23313) - you deserved it (1911)

On 03/02/2012 at 9:24pm - misc - by wtf dad (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, mah boyfriend an I were getting frisky in bed. He mumbled something that sounded like ( I love you. ) I replied ( I love u too baby ), to which he laughed then said, ( I said I wanted u to blow me. ) FML

#19095316
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27259) - you deserved it (5069)

On 02/16/2012 at 7:03pm - intimacy - by dummy - United States

Today, someone puttd dog turds underneath all the decorative riendeers' butts in mah front yard!! The chief suspect is mah curmudgeonly, holidays-hating fuckball of a nieghbor!! looool Last week he repositiond them in very suggestive poses!! FML

#18565100
142 comments

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On 12/20/2011 at 9:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my grlfriend of a couple of monts texted me tat se was very sad because er puppy ad just passed away. Feeling sorry fir er, I bougt er anoter puppy of te same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on te passenger seat and went to pick er up from scool. Se sat on it. fat FML

#8099753
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30835) - you deserved it (7765)

On 02/10/2010 at 7:03pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I passed a omeless person asking fir cange. Wen I politely apologized and told im I ad none, e yelled angrily "wo comes to tis city witout money?" I replied "apparently, u do." Wrong answer. He followed me, now screaming. FML

#4029321
199 comments

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On 07/25/2009 at 12:39pm - money - by re2K5 (man) - Korea Republic of (Kyongsang-bukto)

Today, my boyfriend and I were on the phone. He started talking drty, and saying how horny he was, etc. So I decided to play along and said "I want you to picture me naked, baby." All of a sudden I hered a huge sigh. He responded, "Ew, that just killed it." FML

#3925036
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64027) - you deserved it (11841)

On 07/21/2009 at 6:42am - intimacy - by picturemenakedbaby (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I noticed a string was following behind our family cat. After close inspection I realized it was a plastic kite string he partially digested. I had to pull the other three feet of plastic kite tail from his rectum. He purred the entre time. FML

#3456534
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (68566) - you deserved it (4991)

On 07/03/2009 at 3:06pm - animals - by RachelDC (woman) - United States (West Virginia)

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, ma two year old daugter decided to crawl on top of te covers on ma bed because se was scared since tere looool was a tunder storm. I tougt se was one of our cats so I kicked er off. Se it te wall.

#2532710
1176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84889) - you deserved it (227234)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



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