About PhannyPack09 : I enjoy my cats and what I'm studying.
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Today, I was stabbed in the chest. Not with a knife though, the under-wire from my bra escaped and stabbed me in the boob. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 5:06pm - misc - by J.O.S (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)
Today, I found a $10 bill on the ground. I got so excited and felt like I was the richest person alive. That was, until the wind blew it out of my hand, never to be seen again. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 4:13pm - money - by MoneyMoneyMoneyMonayMONAY (woman) - United States
Today, while driving home from school, I noticed one of our hot quarterbacks in the car behind me. Trying to impress him, I pulled into the driveway of an expensive-looking house. To my horror, he pulled in behind me and asked what I was doing at his house. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 1:12pm - kids - by brooke (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I realised that I've been working in an all-male environment for too long when my supervisor walked into the canteen visibly scratching his balls, and this seemed like a completely normal occurrence. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 9:25am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)
Today, I accused my son of faking being sick. He then blew chunks all over me. FML
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On 03/21/2012 at 12:06am - kids - by George Saunders - New Zealand (Auckland)
Today, my boyfriend discovered you can send sound clips as text messages. So far I've heard 5 of his farts in the past half hour. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:33pm - love - by anonymous - Canada (Newfoundland)
Today, I was at a concert and a man came up behind and started to grind me. I pushed him away. He came back and pissed on my leg. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 6:27pm - misc - by Laura - United Kingdom (South Ayrshire)
Today, I was on the train ride home from a trip to Florida, and I gave my mom a call. While we talked, I made an offhand comment that all my friends back home must miss me. She knowingly asked if I meant my Sims and my cat. FML
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On 03/20/2012 at 3:15pm - misc - by lyla - United States
Today, I found out what it feels like to get hit in the head with a bat. Not the wooden kind though. The one that bites and claws you when it gets stuck in your hair. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 9:03pm - animals - by CA19oo - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 4:18pm - kids - by Evelyn - United States
Today, I asked my mom if she could buy me some anti-nausea medicine. She said, "You just have a stomach ache. It's not like you're throwing up." As she said it, I threw up everything but my childhood memories. She still wouldn't get any medicine. FML
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On 03/19/2012 at 3:20pm - health - by Shleebs (woman) - United States (Michigan)
Today, I asked my girlfriend when she'll be having her period, since she was acting pretty bitchy the last time around. She duct taped my leg hair and ripped it off while I was napping. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 4:48pm - love - by gabbykinz13 - United States
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I was debating if I actually do talk to myself. I was having this conversation with myself. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 11:06pm - misc - by Kayla_Zee_Ninja - United States
Today, I told my fiancé I wanted to hear something romantic. He said, "My dick loves your mouth." I guess that's as good as it's going to get. FML
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On 03/07/2012 at 1:16am - intimacy - by Sharibabi65 (woman) - United States
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