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  • Number of visits : 1305
  • Number of comments : 23
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PhannyPack09 : I enjoy my cats and what I'm studying.
I've frequented FML for years before finally making an account.
I don't read FML's to feel better about my life.

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Today, months into supporting my mum with her part time cleaning job by cooking dinner for my large family after university, I found out that she doesn't actually have a job, she just leaves the house for a few hours because she doesn't want to cook dinner. FML

#20470602
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30940) - you deserved it (2378)

On 01/21/2013 at 1:03am - work - by CollegeChef (woman) - Australia

Today, I was reading a book in bed when my dad came to check whether or not I was asleep. To avoid any conversation, I pretended that I was. Turns out he was just checking whether he and my mom could have sex while I was fast asleep. I couldn't plug my ears in time. FML

#20468586
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26831) - you deserved it (8914)

On 01/19/2013 at 9:55pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, my grandfather asked me why the broccoli I served for dinner was white. I told him it was cauliflower. He would't believe me, accused me of being a Russian spy, and stormed out. FML

#20461359
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31404) - you deserved it (2795)

On 01/15/2013 at 7:58pm - misc - by veggieluver (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I walked into the bathroom only to see my boyfriend sitting on the floor eating ice cream, crying. I'd say I was shocked, but this isn't the first time it's happened. FML

#20458512
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32777) - you deserved it (6103)

On 01/14/2013 at 3:24am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Montana)

Today, I realized I'm so lonely that I get comfort from hearing my neighbor snore through my apartment wall. FML

Today, in the middle of the night, I got up to go get some water. When I came back, I was going to flop onto my bed, but I faceplanted into my floor. I'd forgotten that I'd rearranged my room and moved my bed. FML

#20406748
70 comments

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On 12/19/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by ayye_its_nikki - United States (Texas)

Today, I was burgled while I was on the toilet. FML

#20402014
133 comments

Today, I was riding the train and someone farted. Everyone looked at me. People always blame farts on the fat guy. FML

#20190789
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28339) - you deserved it (6125)

On 12/04/2012 at 11:04am - misc - by Banana (man) - Puerto Rico

Today, I woke up after a night of drinking to find that while I was passed out someone stole my prosthetic leg. FML

#20160279
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31721) - you deserved it (5862)

On 11/12/2012 at 10:10am - health - by poserpilot - United States (California)

Today, while studying liver pathology and highlighting important lines in my textbook, I realized that I could count the number of words I hadn't highlighted on one hand, over the last six pages. FML

#20143160
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15802) - you deserved it (7917)

On 11/01/2012 at 5:18pm - misc - by ThisisMedSchool - United States (Tennessee)

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he said that I should go to the bathroom so we don't end up pregnant. When I asked why, he said that I need to "pee out the semen." I explained to him 5 times that I don't pee out of my vagina. He still doesn't get it. FML

#20107225
288 comments

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On 10/08/2012 at 10:07am - intimacy - by bucollegegirl (woman) - United States

Today, I was pulled over. The cop stated that he "couldn't see" me because I had "blended in with the dark car background", and that it looked like no one was driving. I was literally pulled over for being black. FML

#20068526
206 comments

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On 09/12/2012 at 3:00am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I was cycling with my uncle and became increasingly frustrated as we got further and further from our intended destination. It took me a while to figure out that I had somehow lost my uncle and was following a complete stranger. FML

#20066014
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9140) - you deserved it (21127)

On 09/10/2012 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, my father bet me $200 that since my boyfriend is "such a stupid shit," he wouldn't be able to locate Paraguay on a map. I gladly accepted the bet. Not only did he not know where it is, he actually accused us of making the country up. FML

#20063309
322 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20038) - you deserved it (12381)

On 09/08/2012 at 3:16pm - misc - by dating a fucking idiot (woman) - United States



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