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Pham0023

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  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, my husband dropped me off at work. Ten minutes later I got a text saying "I just dropped the b*tch off I'll be there in a few baby, miss you". I asked him about it. He said, "I don't know what you're talking about, Megan". My name isn't Megan. Not even close. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (1148639) - you deserved it (115504)

On 02/28/2009 at 6:10am - love - by thatsucks (woman) - United Kingdom (Nottinghamshire)

Today, I told my boyfriend that I don't like his facial hair and that he should shave it off. He replied, "You first." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21516) - you deserved it (42075)

On 02/27/2009 at 7:34pm - misc - by bojangles (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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