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PeytonKaulitz
  • Town/Country : Rancho Santa Margarita, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3388
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I need to go to the toilet. Thinking that everyone has left work, I decide that, since I AM a jedi, my penis ought to be my Light saber. All of a sudden I hear a familiar voice: “At least someone is having fun!” It was my boss. FML

#523
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5711) - you deserved it (19656)

On 12/15/2008 at 10:58pm - work - by lopez - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to join the bus drivers strike. I couldn't… the buses were on strike. FML

#473
28 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11506) - you deserved it (3735)

On 12/08/2008 at 9:03pm - misc - by noname - Sent from mobile version

Today, while shopping for a pair of shoes, I saw a pair I really liked lying around, so I sat down to try them on. Then, a man came up to me and pointed out that they were actually his shoes. FML

#407
19 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15735) - you deserved it (4317)

On 11/28/2008 at 5:28am - misc - by Gregory - Sent from mobile version

Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

#356
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21273) - you deserved it (1682)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (233192) - you deserved it (22617)

On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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