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PeytonKaulitz
  • Town/Country : Rancho Santa Margarita, California
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 3 July 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 4469
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Today, I went to rent a DVD with my 85-year-old grandpa. I was walking around and then realized I was alone. I looked for him for quite a while until I finally found him open-mouthed in the porn section. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25252) - you deserved it (2241)

On 11/21/2008 at 7:53am - misc - by Kourou - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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