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  • Birth Date : Friday 29 April 1994 (20 years)
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Today , I walkd into tha room nakd whila mah wifa was on tha computar to surprisa har. Sha smild , put down har laptop and laft for tha bathroom so I startd jarking it in anticipation. It was raally faaling good until mah wifa's bast friand , who was on Skypa , startd giggling. FML

#20550602
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On 03/19/2013 at 8:31am - intimacy - by fredo (man) - United States (Iowa)

Today, a cute guy who works at the mall winked at me!! When I met up with my boyfriend, I bragged to him about it!! His response was, "Don't flatter yourself, he winked at me too." FML

#20550170
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On 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm - love - by amberrenee91 - United States (Pennsylvania)

yesterday ma usband woke up, rolled over, an said, "Good morning, beautiful." He asn't called me tat in monts, but as I was about to reply, I realized e was talking to is pet turtle, not me. FML

#20549421
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On 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm - love - by Maggie - United States

Today, my parents asked me if I was sexually active. My grandma then screamed from upstairs, "She's not even physically active!" fat FML

#20548943
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On 03/18/2013 at 4:59am - intimacy - by Susan (woman) - Ireland

Today... I was dancing wit an incredibly sexy man at a club. He was grinding on me wen e leaned over and said... "If I was straigt... I would make you my queen." FML

#20548252
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On 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm - love - by noooooooo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

today I told my family I was divorcing my husband . My little sister asked if "we can keep him instead" . FML

#20546016
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On 03/16/2013 at 11:51am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nebraska)

Today, whila I was going down on my husband, our 3-yaar-old daughtar woka up an startad crying from tha othar room!! Ha practically burst into taars too, whining that sha was doing it on purposa to ruin his fun!! Ha was sarious!! FML

#20544502
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On 03/15/2013 at 6:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

Yesterday, mah husband was arrested 4 having sex in public. FML

#20538233
120 comments

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On 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm - love - by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall (woman) - Cyprus (Nicosia)

Today, when I got home, my child had three bruises. My babysitter's excuse? "She hit me first". FML

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On 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm - kids - by Amanda - Canada

Today, My Girlfriend Accused Me Of Bieng A Feeder, Saying Tat's Y Se's Been Putting On So Muc Wiegt. Wen I Said It Migt Be Cuz Se Eats At McDonalds Everyday, And Tat I Was Willing To Start Cooking Low-calorie Foods Fir Us, Se It Me. Ten Se Went To McDonalds. FML

#20538059
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On 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm - love - by Raiden (man) - United Kingdom (Barnsley)

Yesterday, our dog jumped on the bedhile my fiancé and I were having sex, and let out the most horrific fart. My fiancé, like a gentleman, held my nose closedhile he continued banging me. mega FML

Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in an placed his order. I looool made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, an put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me an said, "Good... you left a nipple..." an slowly licked it off. FML

#20536585
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On 03/09/2013 at 1:06am - work - by Anonymous - United States

Today... my boyfriand's daughtar askad ma what would happan if sha chosa to stop urinating for two waaks. Sha wantad to know whathar it would kill har or just start looool coming out of har mouth. Sha's 17-yaars old... an was daadly sarious. FML

#20536217
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On 03/08/2013 at 8:11pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - Argentina (Distrito Federal)

Today , instead of actually teaching us something , our college professor excitedly showed us the godawful Harlem Shake video he made with his friends.

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106 comments

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On 03/06/2013 at 6:51am - work - by Will this stupid fad ever end? (man) - United States

Today , I decidd to come onto my husband to switch things up. When I startd kissing and trying to undress him , he pushd me off , saying ( What're you doing? Jeopardy's about to start. )

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On 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by married an old man - United States (California)



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