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Today, I walked into the room naked while my wife was on the computer to surprise her. She smiled, put down her laptop and left for the bathroom so I started jerking it in anticipation. It was really feeling good until my wife's best friend, who was on Skype, started giggling. FML
by fredo / 03/19/2013 at 8:31am / United States (Iowa) / Intimacy
by amberrenee91 / 03/18/2013 at 11:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Love
by Maggie / 03/18/2013 at 3:38pm / United States / Love
by Susan / 03/18/2013 at 4:59am / Ireland / Intimacy
by noooooooo / 03/17/2013 at 8:10pm / United States (North Carolina) / Love
by Anonymous / 03/16/2013 at 11:51am / United States (Nebraska) / Kids
Today, while I was going down on my husband, our 3-year-old daughter woke up and started crying from the other room. He practically burst into tears too, whining that she was doing it on purpose to ruin his fun. He was serious. FML
by Anonymous / 03/15/2013 at 6:28am / United Kingdom (London, City of) / Intimacy
by ifhehadadickforaheaditdbefuckingsmall / 03/10/2013 at 2:50pm / Cyprus (Nicosia) / Love
by Amanda / 03/10/2013 at 12:08pm / Canada / Kids
Today, my girlfriend accused me of being a feeder, saying that's why she's been putting on so much weight. When I said it might be because she eats at McDonalds everyday, and that I was willing to start cooking low-calorie foods for us, she hit me. Then she went to McDonalds. FML
by Raiden / 03/10/2013 at 12:03pm / United Kingdom (Barnsley) / Love
by cremyfrozentreat / 03/10/2013 at 9:40am / United States (Florida) / Intimacy
Today, while working at Starbucks, a man came in and placed his order. I made his drink, topped it with whipped cream, and put the lid on. Some cream was seeping out of the top. He looked at me and said, "Good... you left a nipple..." and slowly licked it off. FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2013 at 1:06am / United States / Work
Today, my boyfriend's daughter asked me what would happen if she chose to stop urinating for two weeks. She wanted to know whether it would kill her or just start coming out of her mouth. She's 17-years old, and was deadly serious. FML
by Anonymous / 03/08/2013 at 8:11pm / Argentina (Distrito Federal) / Kids
by Will this stupid fad ever end? / 03/06/2013 at 6:51am / United States / Work
by married an old man / 03/05/2013 at 12:57pm / United States (California) / Intimacy