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Petronix
  • Town/Country : San Francisco, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 382
  • Number of comments : 53
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About Petronix : I like hard rock/metal music mostly but listen to a bit of everything. I like watching movies and hanging out with friends. I'm in law enforcement. I love food. I hate hippies. Yup. K, bye.

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Today, while at work, a man grabbed my beard, said it was impressive, and then uttered the words, "I love you." FML

#19526031
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20242) - you deserved it (2543)

On 04/25/2012 at 2:46am - work - by foshizzle (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML

#19509709
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23755) - you deserved it (10142)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:01am - misc - by ultraattitude - United States (California)

Today, I took a pregnancy test. I waited the longest two minutes of my life just to realize I missed the stick. FML

#19412474
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7618) - you deserved it (22495)

On 04/05/2012 at 3:01pm - misc - by darkestbarbie - United States (Georgia)

Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML

#17839569
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18838) - you deserved it (42236)

On 09/26/2011 at 2:20pm - intimacy - by BigBananaLover - United States (California)



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