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About Petronix : I like hard rock/metal music mostly but listen to a bit of everything. I like watching movies and hanging out with friends. I'm in law enforcement. I love food. I hate hippies. Yup. K, bye.
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Today, I met a hot guy at the bar and we hit it off instantly. After a few drinks, he called a cab for us. When it arrived, I seducingly asked, "My place or yours?" He responds, "Both. I'll go to mine and you go to yours" and walked away. The cab driver laughed the whole way home. FML
Friday 12 February 2016