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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 March 1999 (16 years)
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  • Number of visits : 349
  • Number of comments : 16
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About Peter_Ohnigian : Yea, this isn't a dating site, so I'm just going to keep my info to myself and say hi

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Peter_Ohnigian's favorite FMLs

Today, while at the zoo with my boyfriend, he pointed at the howling gorillas and shouted over to me: "Hah! That's what you sound like in bed!" FML


I agree, your life sucks (28431) - you deserved it (3664)

On 04/04/2015 at 8:53am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my girlfriend asked me to take my belt off as the buckle was hurting her leg. I didn't have a belt on. FML


I agree, your life sucks (25670) - you deserved it (4938)

On 04/01/2015 at 3:40am - intimacy - by zetuga (man) - United Kingdom (Luton)

Today, I made a speech in front of my entire graduating class and their families, despite my fear of public speaking. It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at the end. Then I panicked and instead of waving, I lifted my arm straight out in a Hitler salute. FML


I agree, your life sucks (34063) - you deserved it (6993)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I had a wet dream about having sexual relations with a rubber duck. FML


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On 10/09/2010 at 1:15am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

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