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Today, I finally heard a woman tell me "I've never seen one so big before!" Too bad it was my dentist talking about one of my cavities. FML

#21392914
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27373) - you deserved it (5056)

On 04/13/2015 at 11:40am - health - by gottaflossmoreoften (man) - Romania (Bucuresti)

Today, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find what I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was like a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, my anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25873) - you deserved it (3096)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Today, I saw my grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove my name from her page at once. FML

#21364671
50 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today, I shaved my beard in preparation for an important work conference. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at me. FML

#21345020
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25257) - you deserved it (2891)

On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my girlfriend was rushed to the hospital with anal tearing. We've never tried anal before, but it turns out she and my "best friend" sure have. FML

#21342800
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41867) - you deserved it (2520)

On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I gambled on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23606) - you deserved it (15119)

On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I signed into my online class, got bored, and took off my headphones to argue with my roommates about anal sex. At the end of the argument, I put my headphones back on to hear my professor asking if someone could call me to tell me to turn my damn mic off. FML

Today, as I walked into McDonald's with my mom, she glanced at me and said, "Smells like your future." FML

#21323487
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29754) - you deserved it (3625)

On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I was fired for "smelling like garbage". I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, my date mugged me, just minutes after I paid our bill at the restaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

Today, some idiot introduced my grandmother to yoga pants. FML

#21306857
68 comments

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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I thought I felt my cellphone vibrating. Turned out it was just my girlfriend letting out a vicious fart against my leg. FML

#21296102
78 comments

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On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML

#21295011
68 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

Today, I finally found out why my husband is always so eager and happy to buy me whatever I am craving during my pregnancy. It's because it gives him an excuse to meet up with his mistress and have a quickie. FML

#21294259
131 comments

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On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today, I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

#21288518
142 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)



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