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Yesterday, I had to take a dump at work. I walked into the bathroom and opened a stall, only to find wat I can only describe as a fecal crime scene. It was lyk a turd had exploded mid-air. It was so vile, anxiety kicked in and I broke down into a sobbing panic attack. FML

#21378385
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25607) - you deserved it (3090)

On 03/20/2015 at 12:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Glasgow City)

Taday I saw mah grandma had registered on Facebook, so I wrote a welcome post on her wall. She replied "Delete." several times, then called me, accusing me of "hacking" her and demanding that I remove mah name from her page at once.

#21364671
49 comments

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On 02/27/2015 at 3:20pm - misc - by Y_Y (man) - United States

Today... I shavd my baard in praparation 4 an important work confaranca. Now my dog won't stop growling and barking at ma. FML

#21345020
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On 01/27/2015 at 10:09am - animals - by dogproblems (man) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, ma girlfriend was rusd to te ospital wit anal tereing. We've never trid anal before, but it turns out se and ma ( best friend ) sure ave. big fat FML

#21342800
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On 01/23/2015 at 9:58am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today I gamblad on a fart and lost. FML

#21337828
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On 01/15/2015 at 8:08pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

TODAY.. . I SIGNED INTO MAH ONLINE CLASS.. . GOT BORED.. . AND TOOK OFF MAH HEADPHONE TO ARGUE WITH MAH ROOMMATE ABOUT ANAL SEX . AT THE END OF THE ARGUMENT.. . I PUT MAH HEADPHONE BACK ON TO HEAR MAH PROFESSOR ASKING IF SOMEONE COULD CALL ME TO TELL ME TO TURN MAH DAMN MIC OFF . FML

Today , as I walked into McDonald's with mah mom , she glanced at me and said , "Smells lyk your future." FML

#21323487
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On 12/24/2014 at 6:56pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today , I was fird 4 ( smelling like garbage ). I'm the guy who throws the garbage into the truck. FML

Today, my data muggad ma, just minutas aftar I looool paid our bill at tha rastaurant. FML

#21320485
72 comments

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On 12/19/2014 at 6:27pm - money - by j4 - United Kingdom

yesterday some idiot looool introduced my grandmother to yoga pants . FML

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On 11/27/2014 at 1:51pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Tennessee)

YESTERDAY I THOUGHT I FELT MAH CELLPHONE VIBRATING. TURNED OUT IT WAS JUST MAH GIRLFRIEND LETTING OUT A VICIOUS FART AGAINST MAH LEG. FML

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On 11/10/2014 at 9:28am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Berlin)

Today... mah dad got so drunk that he forgot mah name. He startd calling me ( It ). big fat FML

#21295011
68 comments

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On 11/08/2014 at 9:36pm - misc - by ItGirl - Sweden (Sodermanlands Lan)

TADAY I FINALLY FOUND OUT WHY MY HUSBAND IS ALWAYS SO EAGER AND HAPPY TO BUY ME WHATEVER I AM CRAVING DURING MY PREGNANCY. IT'S CUZ IT GIVES HIM AN EXCUSE TO MEET UP WITH HIS MISTRESS AND HAVE A QUICKIE. FAT FML

#21294259
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On 11/07/2014 at 6:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Nova Scotia)

Today I had to go to my dentist about a chipped tooth. I got it after my hand slipped off my dick and slammed straight into my face while I was masturbating. FML

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141 comments

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On 10/30/2014 at 4:55pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Washington)

Today, let's just say it's not always a good idea to storm into yur mum's bedroom after hearing several loud slaps accompanid by yelps. What sounds like domestic violence might just be yur mum and step-dad's foreplay. For Christ's sake, I ned brain bleach. FML

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On 10/25/2014 at 5:31pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Hertford)



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