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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 13 December 1990 (24 years)
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About PerfectNightmare : Welp I Am 20 years old, I Have 2 Amazin Children, I Love Hangin Out With My Kids, Friends, Family.... Um I Try To Get Along With Everyone Because I Don't Like Drama.... If You Don't Like Me To Damn Bad :) Any Questions??

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Today, I walked in on my boyfriend masturbating furiously. To Star Trek. FML

#17657733
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39127) - you deserved it (5622)

On 09/04/2011 at 12:08am - intimacy - by May - United States (New York)

Today, my wife told our six year old daughter that the devil beats his wife whenever there's a rainbow. Now she won't stop crying. FML

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296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33939) - you deserved it (3757)

On 09/01/2011 at 2:02pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35766) - you deserved it (3457)

On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I work by myself at a retail store and I was bored so I called my boyfriend. I woke him up and he was feeling frisky, and as things were getting heated I started to moan and say dirty things. Until the entire rack of clothes fell over and revealed my boss hiding. He had a boner. FML

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236 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18850) - you deserved it (51139)

On 08/23/2011 at 12:18pm - intimacy - by MissCan'tKeepAJob - United States (Texas)



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