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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2786
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PerfectMistakes : Music + Computer + Video Games + Books = Life.
-Music-
All Time Low
Forever The Sickest Kids
Yellowcard
Paramore
Falling In Reverse
The Cab
The Maine
Mayday Parade

-Video Games-
World of Warcraft
Skyrim
Legend of Zelda
Mario Bros.
The Sims 3

-Books-
The Splendor Falls by Rosemary Clement-Moore
Old Magic by Marianne Curley
House of Night[Series] by P.C. and Kristen Cast

"The truth is, we are often so focused on what we are doing that we loose sight of where we are going."
- Bradley Trevor Grieve

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Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML

#19873141
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18438) - you deserved it (2123)

On 06/30/2012 at 9:00pm - misc - by pissed off -

Today, a guy asked 4 my number at a party. As I was entering my number into his phone, my name and a picture of me popped up. I'm afraid I just met my stalker. FML

#19872110
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26247) - you deserved it (2774)

On 06/30/2012 at 4:09pm - love - by ohbiebjetaime (woman) - France

TODAY, I CAUGHT MY ELDERLY NEIGHBOUR SKINNY-DIPPING IN MY POOL. BIG FAT FML

#19871272
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22579) - you deserved it (1891)

On 06/30/2012 at 12:22pm - misc - by babyeaternomnom (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML

Today, I was going through a hard an painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited mah two best friends over to lift mah sprits. The night ended with them making out on mah bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML

#19869776
25 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22940) - you deserved it (2065)

On 06/30/2012 at 2:26am - love - by anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was fired fir using violence an intimidation in the work place . I was a bouncer at a strip club . FML

#19869373
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23358) - you deserved it (3114)

On 06/30/2012 at 1:08am - work - by John - United States (New York)

Yesterday, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confrontd her, she claimd she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returnd to our apartment and actually trid to act as if nothing had happend. FML

#19868224
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43491) - you deserved it (2523)

On 06/29/2012 at 9:06pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told mah fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. big fat FML

#19867923
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25329) - you deserved it (4193)

On 06/29/2012 at 7:57pm - health - by fuckjuggalos (man) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I discovered tat boyfriend doesn't ave time to text me back, but e does ave time to post an entire Facebook album dedicated to cats. FML

#19865119
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23173) - you deserved it (4237)

On 06/29/2012 at 6:03am - misc - by JJBones (woman) - Canada (Alberta)

TODAY, I FOUND OUT THAT THE ONLY WAY I CAN CONVINCE MY HUSBAND TO START WORKING OUT IS BY CONVINCING HIM THAT WE R TRAINING FIR WHEN THE ( ZOMBIE OUTBREAK ) HAPPENS . FML

#19862258
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21155) - you deserved it (3549)

On 06/28/2012 at 7:44pm - misc - by zombieguyswife (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today , an attractive guy asked me to get coffee wit im. My response was , "I don't drink coffee." I just turned down te frst guy tat's asked me out in 3 monts. mega FML

#19861770
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8063) - you deserved it (36957)

On 06/28/2012 at 5:55pm - love - by sierra - United States

Today, I was entering a guy's number into mah phone, and I couldn't remember his name . Embarrassd, I trid to be sneaky and askd, "Can you spell yur name for me, please?" His name is Bob . FML

#19861298
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8970) - you deserved it (26264) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 06/28/2012 at 3:58pm - misc - by Bernadette (woman) -

Today boyfriend finally met brother. He arrestd him 4 drunk driving.

#19860817
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24736) - you deserved it (3162)

On 06/28/2012 at 2:11pm - love - by daniella101 - United States (Louisiana)

today after three months of them dating, I finally met the guy my best friend claims she's in love with. To my horror, she's dating the douchebag that I had a one-night stand with a week ago. FML

#19859958
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35818) - you deserved it (6351)

On 06/28/2012 at 10:20am - intimacy - by … (woman) - United States

Today, mah dog was licking the dishes in the dishwasherhen his collar got stuck on it. Then he got scared of the dishwasher rack following him and ran away really fast. Now I have no dishes. FML



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