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Today, mah husband staggered home after a night of drinking . He was too intoxicated to fine the toilet so he started to pee in the cat's litter box . Apparently, he was invading her territory and she attacked him . His scream as she bit and scratched him must have woken the whole world . FML
I saw a large spider carry away te body of a dead spider in te batroom. In my antropology class, we learned one of te first signs of civilization is caring for te dead. First, tey become civilized, and next, tey take over. I will never sleep again. FML
Today, I was going through a hard an painful break up after a long relationship. Trying to get over it, I invited mah two best friends over to lift mah sprits. The night ended with them making out on mah bed as I sat alone in the other room. FML
Yesterday, I saw my girlfriend walking hand-in-hand down the street with another man. When I confrontd her, she claimd she had no idea who I was, and the guy told me to beat it. Later on, she returnd to our apartment and actually trid to act as if nothing had happend. FML
Today, I found out just how easy it is to be launched against the wall and sucker-punched into oblivion by a 200-pound former Marine turned professional body-builder. I discovered this after I told mah fiancée's dad that we were expecting a baby. big fat FML
Friday 27 March 2015