About PerfectMistakes : Music + Computer + Video Games + Books = Life.
-Music-
All Time Low
Forever The Sickest Kids
Yellowcard
Paramore
Falling In Reverse
The Cab
The Maine
Mayday Parade
-Video Games-
World of Warcraft
Skyrim
Legend of Zelda
Mario Bros.
The Sims 3
-Books-
The Splendor Falls by Rosemary Clement-Moore
Old Magic by Marianne Curley
House of Night[Series] by P.C. and Kristen Cast
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Today, I had a violent sneezing attack while changing my phone's password and now I have no idea what it could be. FML
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On 07/08/2012 at 9:29pm - work - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I paid a social visit to my grandparents. While we were watching the news, a story came on about the Queen of England. I scoffed, "How is she not dead already? How old is she, anyway?" My grandmother replied, "About my age." Oops. FML
I agree, your life sucks (4647) - you deserved it (26249) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
Today, I watched as my dad noticed a spider on the ceiling. Instead of getting a shoe, he pulled out a 9mm and shot it. I'm not sure if this is an epic win or a sign that my family is crazy. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 2:10am - misc - by kalikanna - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that I'm allergic to bacon. FML
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On 07/07/2012 at 12:45am - health - by Dammit - United States (California)
Today, I was the maid of honor at my sister's wedding. I was the first one to walk down the aisle, where I managed to trip over a wire, shutting off the music and falling on my face. My family cheered and took pictures. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 6:42am - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
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On 07/06/2012 at 1:46am - misc - by hopeless (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up to my drunk great grandfather peeing on my cat and thinking it was absolutely hysterical. This isn't the first time and he just moved in with me for the next six weeks. FML
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On 07/05/2012 at 9:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my wife, who is four months pregnant, burst into tears while thinking about the armchair in our living room that we never use. According to her, we're stopping it from living out its destiny as an armchair. FML
I agree, your life sucks (19778) - you deserved it (2175) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!
On 07/05/2012 at 4:11am - misc - by FauteuilEver Alone (man) - France
Today, my mother-in-law said I wasn't the type she expected her son to marry, as he's always dated cheerleaders and model types. I must have looked offended, so she added, "I mean they weren't smart like you." So, I might be smart but I'm the ugliest girl my husband has ever been with. FML
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On 07/02/2012 at 1:47am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend and I were in bed making out. He then tried to unhook my bra. After a full minute of trying unsuccessfully, he shouted "Fuck you, bra!" before hiding his face in the pillows. FML
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Today, I tripped on the way back from collecting a prize in front of 600 students and their parents. I got more applause than I did when collecting the prize. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 7:03pm - misc - by plzdontclapme -
Today, I saw my best friend, who's a cop. He was dressed up in regular clothes and with six other guys. I said, "Officer T.? Didn't you have work today?" Turns out he was undercover, and I blew his investigation. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 4:45am - misc - by immabitch - United States
Today, my boyfriend decided to start an argument and storm off the train we were on. Two stops later, ticket inspectors hopped on the train. He had our tickets. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 3:07am - misc - by rinala -
Today, not only does my cat rabidly attack my face if I don't let him sleep on my pillow, but he snores too. FML
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On 07/01/2012 at 12:30am - animals - by emi -
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