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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1998 (15 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1798
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PerfectMistakes : Music + Computer + Video Games + Books = Life.
-Music-
All Time Low
Forever The Sickest Kids
Yellowcard
Paramore
Falling In Reverse
The Cab
The Maine
Mayday Parade

-Video Games-
World of Warcraft
Skyrim
Legend of Zelda
Mario Bros.
The Sims 3

-Books-
The Splendor Falls by Rosemary Clement-Moore
Old Magic by Marianne Curley
House of Night[Series] by P.C. and Kristen Cast

"The truth is, we are often so focused on what we are doing that we loose sight of where we are going."
- Bradley Trevor Grieve

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Today, my dad walked in on me singing "Bohemian Rhapsody", while spinning in circles with the cat in my arms. I thought I was home alone. FML

#12797830
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12333) - you deserved it (25861)

On 08/29/2010 at 12:54am - animals - by Hobbsie - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I learned that there's nothing quite like coming downstairs in a t-shirt and panties, only to discover your fiancé has a bunch of his friends over. FML

Today, while trying to pull a nail out of some wood with a crowbar in my theatre class, my girlfriend, who was holding down the wood with her foot, thought it would be funny to move her foot and make me lose my balance. Instead, the crowbar flew up and struck me in the nuts. FML

#8794637
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23447) - you deserved it (2907)

On 03/03/2010 at 6:13am - misc - by ouch... (man) - United States (Alabama)

Today, I reached a new low and embarrased my entire family. While in the frozen section of Walmart, I dropped to my knees and let out a horrific, agonizing scream, when I found out they were out of Strawberry Toaster Strudels. FML

#8719561
451 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7207) - you deserved it (53415)

On 02/28/2010 at 2:17pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got married. My mother told me to stop being difficult, because she was the mother of the bride, and it was her day to shine. FML

#7845812
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36271) - you deserved it (2584)

On 02/03/2010 at 12:58pm - love - by bluebride (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was pumping gas and decided to go in for a drink. I discovered that when it's cold, sometimes the gas doesn't stop pumping automatically and starts spewing out onto the sidewalk. I had to pay for $53 of spilled gas. FML

Today, I saw a moth trapped in a spider web. Feeling gracious, I gently freed it, and then took it to the window to let it out. When I opened the window to set him free, my $300 air conditioner fell two stories and smashed on the sidewalk. The moth flew away. FML

#6598965
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11878) - you deserved it (30871)

On 12/04/2009 at 12:23pm - animals - by oops (woman) - United States (Utah)

Today, I found out that my best friend and the guy I had a crush on for 2 years are getting married. The worst part is that they've been dating for 2 years in secret, and just came out about it now. I've been telling her for 2 years how much I like him, and she's encouraged me the whole time. FML

#6140991
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46982) - you deserved it (3474)

On 11/03/2009 at 8:12pm - love - by Uknowwh (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to complete a project for my course in Italian. We had to write a little paragraph about a friend. I had to make one up. FML

#5954994
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33303) - you deserved it (5686)

On 10/23/2009 at 2:51am - misc - by wahwah (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my mum started yelling at me for leaving scissors on my desk, which my five year old sister found and chopped all her hair off. She had a lump of hair as proof. After three minutes of her yelling, me crying and apologizing, she laughed and said she was joking. She just cut my sister's hair. FML

#5877421
99 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43232) - you deserved it (4620)

On 10/18/2009 at 11:27am - kids - by hairdresser (woman) - Thailand (Krung Thep)

Today, my 6 year old son learned that if you give a mouse a cookie, he will ask for a glass of milk. But if you give a hamster a cookie, he will try to shove the whole thing in his mouth, choke, and die. FML

#5868589
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41544) - you deserved it (4414)

On 10/17/2009 at 5:08pm - kids - by hamster cookie - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was my friend's paintball party and we were doing it in a forest nearby. When I arrived at his house, his parents said they already started, so I geared up and went out there to find that there was a note on a tree. It said 'Sorry', and then twenty people jumped from bushes and ambushed me. FML

#5699307
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33111) - you deserved it (10985)

On 10/07/2009 at 7:13am - misc - by shitballs_911 (man) - United Kingdom (Kingston upon Thames)

Today, at a family gathering, my aunt asked me when I was planning to have children. I'm only 16, I laughed and said not for a while, definitely not until I get married. My family shook their heads, and ignored me for the rest of the day. Apparently, teenage pregnancy is valued in my family. FML

#4555505
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58064) - you deserved it (2777)

On 08/15/2009 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got stuck in an elevator. After ringing the alarm bell consistantly for 10 minutes, I called someone I was staying with. She went down to the front desk and said that there were people stuck in the elevator. Front desk- "Is that what that is? I thought it was some kids messing around." FML

Today, while in the shower, my roomates thought it would be really funny if they threw my cat in with me. The doctor who gave me the stitches also thought so. FML

#4380799
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45351) - you deserved it (2494)

On 08/08/2009 at 5:35am - animals - by N1ch0la1 (man) - South Africa (Western Cape)



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