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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 10 December 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2788
  • Number of comments : 19
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About PerfectMistakes : Music + Computer + Video Games + Books = Life.
-Music-
All Time Low
Forever The Sickest Kids
Yellowcard
Paramore
Falling In Reverse
The Cab
The Maine
Mayday Parade

-Video Games-
World of Warcraft
Skyrim
Legend of Zelda
Mario Bros.
The Sims 3

-Books-
The Splendor Falls by Rosemary Clement-Moore
Old Magic by Marianne Curley
House of Night[Series] by P.C. and Kristen Cast

"The truth is, we are often so focused on what we are doing that we loose sight of where we are going."
- Bradley Trevor Grieve

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Today, mah friends and I held an intervention for mah fiancé. He's been talking and behaving lyk an ( old-timey cowboy ) non-stop for the last three months. Our wedding is in a month and he refuses to marry me if I can't accept looool his ( life choices. ) FML

#20149952
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19814) - you deserved it (3166)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:42am - love - by cowgirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today , my coworker an I were sitting an eating lunch. We noticd a little kid kept staring at us , an every time we lookd away he would come a little bit closer. When he was right behind us , I lookd an was startld enough to jump. The parents were three tables down laughing uncontrollably.

#20136682
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20442) - you deserved it (3201)

On 10/28/2012 at 8:29am - work - by radioinvader (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I said "bless you" to a nice man who sneezed on the subway !! That nice man has now followed me home and stood outside mah apartment complex 4 two hours, claiming to be mah "soulmate." FML

#20136351
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29743) - you deserved it (2416)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:22am - love - by prettylady? - United States

Today my boyfriend lerend ow to somersault. He now tinks tat e's a ninja an somersaults into every room. FML

#20105538
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19761) - you deserved it (4212)

On 10/07/2012 at 10:20am - love - by justabitembarrassed - United States (Ohio)

today I yet again had to explain to mah boyfriend that... yes... I can get pregnant even if I don't actually have an orgasm. FML

#20101252
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32440) - you deserved it (3798)

On 10/04/2012 at 11:17am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Bristol, City of)

Today, I woke up after having a nightmare that my girlfriend broke up with me. Needing reassurance, I told her about it. She became furious with me saying that she'd never do that and calld me an "inconsiderate fucking bastard 4 even thinking that." Then she broke up with me. FML

#20101222
134 comments

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On 10/04/2012 at 10:44am - love - by Dave (man) - United States

Today, mah seemingly normal grlfriend decidd to erase every grl's name out of mah phone. Family and all. FML

#20101015
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24474) - you deserved it (2934)

On 10/04/2012 at 3:13am - love - by DCarreon (man) - United States (California)

Today, a classmate came up to me, quickly shoved a dollar bill down my shirt, threw her arms around me and told me to pretend I was her boyfriend to avoid some other guy. Sad thing is, this is the first girl I've hugged in ages. FML

#20100917
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22365) - you deserved it (2054)

On 10/04/2012 at 1:09am - love - by nonfreehugs (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I used the phrase ( bitch please ) in real life. It was funny until the ( bitch ) bitch-slapped me in the face. real FML

#20100764
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7556) - you deserved it (28549)

On 10/03/2012 at 11:14pm - misc - by staticman101 - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was slapped by a fourteen-year-old girl because I was apparently "stealing her boyfriend." I'm twenty-five, and her boyfriend is my nephew . FML

#20100511
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28928) - you deserved it (1731)

On 10/03/2012 at 8:45pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, I went to mah girlfriend's house to play Twister . Her parents watchd us thehole time, making sure we didn't touch . FML

#20100263
101 comments

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On 10/03/2012 at 6:03pm - misc - by its just twister (man) - United States (California)

TODAY IT WAS MAH UNCLE'S FUNERAL . I WASN'T VERY CLOSE WITH HIM , BUT I STILL WANTED TO BE RESPECTFUL . MY BOYFRIEND , BIENG THE JACKASS THAT HE IS , WAS SINGING THE SPIDER PIG SONG FROM THE SIMPSONS UNDER HIS BREATH WHILE MAKING HIS FINGERS WALK UP MAH LEG , TRYING TO GET UNDER MAH SKIRT . REAL FML

#20096195
126 comments

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On 10/01/2012 at 12:23am - love - by SorryUncleTommy (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, my looool boyfriend told me he masturbates to the thought of me swimming in pancake syrup. mega FML

#20094500
184 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30912) - you deserved it (5265)

On 09/30/2012 at 12:37am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today... my fiva-yaar-old daughtar askad ma y moms don't swallow clothas... so that thara babias won't ba born nakad. My husband burst into darisiva laughtar... and has now trainad har into rasponding to tha nama "Darp-Darp." maga FML

#20071956
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24142) - you deserved it (2808)

On 09/14/2012 at 7:06pm - kids - by -___- (woman) - Sweden (Stockholms Lan)



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