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PepperCat
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 955
  • Number of comments : 2
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About PepperCat : Lazy, Ambitious, weird.

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Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. When he was about to orgasm, he screamed "Yes Brittany!" at the top of his lungs. My name's not Brittany. That's his sister. FML

#11340
901 comments

I agree, your life sucks (538233) - you deserved it (38306)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:29am - intimacy - by caroline (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML

#9285
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29537) - you deserved it (7248)

On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I woke up with the worst hangover of my life. My best friend comes over and informs me that I had sex with my girlfriend's two best friends last night. Awesome! Then I realized her best friends are guys. FML

#4044
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7161) - you deserved it (14956)

On 01/31/2009 at 9:43am - intimacy - by Ah hell - United States (Ohio)

Today, feeling romantic and overwhelmed with love, I told my fiancée: "I don't know what I'd do without you." She replied: "Well, you'd wank". FML

#591
34 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15773) - you deserved it (3955)

On 12/25/2008 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Nicos - Sent from mobile version

Today, I told a friend that he looked smarter with his glasses on. He took them off and said "oh, and now you look more handsome". FML

#141
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10002) - you deserved it (26932)

On 10/29/2008 at 7:08am - misc - by loser - United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire)



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