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About PenguinPower : I\\\'m obsessed with this site. It\\\'s fun to hear about the ironic and stupid things that happen to other people. You know makes me feel a bit better about my life. Lol

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Today, I told my daughter that she won't be going to her homecoming dance as punishment for her terrible grades. She's been crying and singing "If I Die Young" in her room for hours. At this point, I don't know if I need to call a therapist or a vocal coach. FML

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On 10/15/2012 at 12:07am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Colorado)

Today, I was on the bus when I felt a big yawn coming on, one so big that my mouth stretched and my eyes closed. It was at this point that the strange man beside me decided to lean over at lightning speed and put his tongue in my mouth. Technically it was my first kiss. I'm 21 years old. FML

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On 08/11/2012 at 6:33am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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