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  • Town/Country : Andover, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 17 March 1988 (26 years)
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Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65625) - you deserved it (11398)

On 07/12/2009 at 1:38am - intimacy - by robinhoood (man) - United States (California)



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