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Today, I was on a scavenger hunt. One of the things on the list was to ask a stranger to marry them. I saw an old lady in a wheel chair; I tried to make her day by asking her to marry me. She declined and attempted to run me over with her wheel chair. FML

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On 04/03/2013 at 8:24pm - misc - by nickcedola40 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was at work handling the cash register. It wasn't working correctly, so I apologized to the woman I was waiting on for the delay and explained, "The cash register's being a little retarded today." Then I noticed her clearly "special" adult son standing behind her. FML

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On 12/22/2011 at 10:23am - work - by insomnia (woman) - United States

Today, after I went to collect my pay for babysitting, the girl's dad pulled the old "Can I pay you in Trident Layers?" bull on me. Hoping to show that I wasn't going to play ball, I told him that watching his gran inhale a cock would be funnier. If scowls could kill... FML

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On 11/25/2011 at 9:09pm - money - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Nevada)

Today, I dreamed I was getting married. I was wearing a white dress, had incredible cleavage and perfectly done makeup. Just one problem. I'm a guy. FML

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On 02/14/2011 at 1:24am - misc - by bride (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I found my underwear in my brother's pillow as well as my vibrator and Victoria's Secret magazines. FML

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On 12/20/2009 at 2:13am - intimacy - by VCR (woman) - United States (California)



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