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Today, I peeked through my window and trained a pair of binoculars on my neighbour's house. Every night without fail, he ends up standing in front of his window topless to flex his muscles. This time, I was surprised to instead find a note taped to the window saying, "Sorry, I'm out tonight." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10476) - you deserved it (75669) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 07/08/2011 at 8:11pm - love - by Anonyme - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend and I have been in a relationship for 3 years. She's pregnant. I'm a virgin. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52928) - you deserved it (10551)

On 07/08/2011 at 1:19am - love - by Nick (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was propositioned by an incredibly pretty girl. I'm a 24 year old virgin; she's my best mate's girlfriend. She tells him everything when drunk, and he's a black-belt in karate. This could officially be classified as torture. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (5480)

On 07/07/2011 at 10:40am - love - by Junktown (man) - Israel (Tel Aviv)



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