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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 7 May 1993 (21 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 127
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About PeartOfNeils : Just a college student. Rock is the best form of music and Neil Peart is the best fucking drummer known to man. If any questions are to be had, pm me

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Today, some alarm, somewhere in my house, is making a low battery noise. I've checked every smoke detector multiple times, and I can't find it. It has been hours. I'm not sure if its still doing it or if the sound has just invaded my brain. FML

Today, I was in the car with my daughter, when I narrowly missed hitting a car after running a stop sign. After she screamed at me and demanded to know what I was doing, I had to admit that I'd been daydreaming about David Bowie. FML

#19478782
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (5306) - you deserved it (27770)

On 04/16/2012 at 3:35pm - misc - by DJ Clitter (man) - United States

Today, my five year old ran down the street wearing nothing but flip flops, Star Wars underwear, and a baseball helmet. He was swinging a badminton racket while screaming "THIS IS SPARTA!" My neighbors watched laughing as I had to run after him down the street in my pajamas. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29447) - you deserved it (8237)

On 09/17/2011 at 9:20pm - kids - by awesomekidsmum - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I rented a copy How To Train Your Dragon for my young son to watch. I put the DVD in, hit play without paying attention, and went off to make lunch. A few minutes later, my son ran into the kitchen screaming. Apparently, there was a mix up at the rental store and I got a copy of Saw IV. FML

#14337359
172 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38043) - you deserved it (10289)

On 12/25/2010 at 6:21pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my 9 year old nephew found his way onto my iTunes. I now have 401 songs titled "aidfj3P" by "ffjiel". FML

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238 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54897) - you deserved it (6495)

On 06/22/2009 at 9:32am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - Singapore



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