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About Pearljammer001 : I enjoy posting and reading on fml as much as i hope to avoid fmls in my own life, but who could be that fortunate?
How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/
Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML
Friday 2 October 2015