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Pearljammer001

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Not specified
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 14 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 1528
  • Number of comments : 514
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Pearljammer001 : I enjoy posting and reading on fml as much as i hope to avoid fmls in my own life, but who could be that fortunate?

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Today, a really hot guy smacked my ass. I farted. FML

#8751188
402 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47735) - you deserved it (10474)

On 03/01/2010 at 5:04pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, a picture fell off of the wall in the middle of the night. It hit me smack bang in the middle of face. FML

#8403549
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24329) - you deserved it (3595)

On 02/18/2010 at 9:22am - health - by Hayleey_079 (woman) - United Kingdom (Gloucestershire)

Today, I was at a club with my friends and my friend got really drunk. Later on he came up to me and said he really needed to pee but he was too drunk to work the zipper, and asked if I could help. When I finally unzipped him, he was so desperate to go he pissed in my face. FML

#8382475
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26117) - you deserved it (9604)

On 02/17/2010 at 7:24pm - misc - by missunlucky (woman) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)



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