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- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, my energetic 10-month-old decided to stay up four hours past bedtime. After I FINALLY got…
- Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been… Today, my boyfriend told me my vagina is "as clean as a dog's mouth." I'm not sure if that supposed… Today, I went to the midnight premiere of Angels and Demons. A hobo wandered into the theater and…