About Peacemaker9 : Im Nick. I'll always state my opinion truthfully if asked. I can be an extremely nice guy or just a plain mean jerk to u depending on how u are towards me. Ever want to talk, feel free to pm me and I'll always respond back to u.
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On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version
Today, I found out why my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by latenightbite - United States
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, my boyfriend of a year dumped me. In my opinion, the relationship was going so well and I really thought we loved each other. When I asked why, he told me he never loved me. He just wanted to get in my pants which after a year of refusing, he finally did. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 7:08pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Nevada)
Today, as I was pulling out of the school parking lot I was blasting my music and feeling pretty awesome, I got a few honks and felt even cooler. Until some lady pulled up next to me and told me I had left my binder on the roof and all my papers were all over the road behind me. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 7:03pm - misc - by Midge (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:51pm - animals - by Adam (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I noticed a cute girl in the checkout lane at the store. Feeling a little flirtatious, I decided to blow a bubble with my gum to get her attention. I accidentally shot the gum out of my mouth onto the guy next to me, spitting all over myself in the process. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 4:12pm - love - by splitzville (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my schlong decided to enter Mortal Kombat with my pants zipper. Guess which of the two won a flawless victory? FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 2:55pm - health - by liu_kang - United States
Today, I was having an in depth discussion with my girlfriends father about how corrupt journalists are and how our town's paper is the worst paper on the planet. After insulting basically everything about the newspaper, I asked him what he did for a living. He's the editor of the newspaper. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:00pm - misc - by annonoymus - Australia (South Australia)
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, I was proposed to in a McDonald's. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 6:55am - love - by hater -
Today, I chose a cute tank top and some shorts to wear. Later, I was shopping at Target with my dad when he pointed to a girl in the same isle and said to me, "Don't ever dress like that. It looks cute on her, but you couldn't pull it off." She was wearing shorts and a tank top. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 2:42am - misc - by Stella Grubner -
Today, I was walking with my girlfriend of a year and a half on the beach. Everything was fine until she saw a plane with a banner behind it saying "Cassie, will you marry me?" She said yes. I didn't order a plane. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:50am - love - by ManInTrouble - United States (California)
Today, I went on my first date with a girl I have been infatuated with for months. At the restaurant, the waiter came while she was in the bathroom. I ordered steaks for both of us. Turns out, she is vegetarian, and doesn't like it when men are "overly aggressive". She called me a cow murderer. FML
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On 03/16/2010 at 12:28am - love - by meatballz (man) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I decided that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
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On 03/15/2010 at 7:42pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
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