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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 11 December 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 8998
  • Number of comments : 1261
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Peacemaker9 : Im Nick. I'll always state my opinion truthfully if asked. I can be an extremely nice guy or just a plain mean jerk to u depending on how u are towards me. Ever want to talk, feel free to pm me and I'll always respond back to u.

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Taday mah wife told me she was very horny as we have not had sex in about two weeks so I told her to do something 4 me to get me in the mood. She sighd and then went upstairs to get ready 4 work. FML

#9180721
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10604) - you deserved it (44698)

On 03/18/2010 at 4:21am - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained withhat I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guesshat I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28683) - you deserved it (3265)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was working, ripping siding off a house. I pulled off a sheet that was over my head. I got rained withhat I thought was woodchips that was behind the siding. Turns out they were dead grasshoppers. Guesshat I found in my bra after work. FML

#9178637
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28683) - you deserved it (3265)

On 03/18/2010 at 1:45am - work - by xUnluckyx - Canada (Alberta)

Today , whila at work as looool a lifaguard , an oldar gantlaman who comas in almost avary morning waaring a vary tight swimming suit , cama up to ma an said , "I don't want you having any arotic fantasias of ma." Aftar a long pausa ha addad , "Actually , I wouldn't mind it if you do." FML

#9161234
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33287) - you deserved it (3660)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:32pm - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

yastarday I discovarad that whan my parants offarad to halp ma pay 4 collaga, what thay raally maant is thay would gat tha forms 4 ma to apply 4 studant loans . big fat FML

#9160744
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26089) - you deserved it (4434)

On 03/17/2010 at 3:03pm - money - by thanxguys (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today , I want in fir a doctors appointmant. Whan I got on tha scala , I was raally axcitd to saa that I'd lost tan pounds sinca tha last tima I waighd mysalf at tha gym. Tha doctor than savaraly lacturd ma on tha fact that I had gaind twanty sinca my visit last yaar. FML

#9160182
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21287) - you deserved it (8492)

On 03/17/2010 at 2:26pm - health - by Betty (woman) - United States (Louisiana)

Yesterday , I ad my wisdom teet removd. Te sympatetic words from my boyfriend askd if tis meant I could open my mout a bit wider 4 im now. FML

#9158778
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23301) - you deserved it (5112)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by smiler (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I was playing volleyball in gymhen I went up 4 a spike . As I was coming down, I elbowed a grl in the face . It turns she's the second most important lead in our school musical,hich we perform on Thursday . Her nose is broken . FML

#9158678
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27258) - you deserved it (5552)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:53pm - misc - by bmaas - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was walking down the hallwayhen someone opend a door, smashing it into me. The bump makes it look lyk I have a thrd boob. FML

#9158160
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23455) - you deserved it (3592)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:16pm - health - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, it's Saint Patrick's Day and tha nicast day of tha yaar so far. I'm spanding it in tha bathroom, puking up tha sushi I'd aatan last night. Tha luck of tha Irish can't halp ma on this ona. FML

#9158152
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21015) - you deserved it (4703)

On 03/17/2010 at 12:15pm - health - by patrick - United States

TODAY, I DECIDED TO FAKE ITHEN MY HUSBAND AND I WERE MAKING LOVE. AFTERWARDS, HE TOLD ME THAT HE COULD TELL MY HEAD WAS "REALLY IN THE GAME" AND FELT A STRONGER CONNECTION WITH ME NOW AND WAS GLAD I OPENED UP AND "LET GO" WITH HIM. FML

#9157788
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9564) - you deserved it (36624)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:46am - intimacy - by shouldabeenapornstar (woman) - United States (Ohio)

TODAY, I TOOK MAH GIRLFRIEND OF FIVE AND A HALF YERES TO FAMILY DINNER AT A RESTAURANT. AFTER WE ALL HAD FINISHED DESSERT, I GOT DOWN ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT MAH GREAT GRANDMOTHER'S RING AND PROPOSED. THE ENTIRE RESTAURANT WAS DEAD SILENT. SHE LOOKED AROUND AND THEN SLOWLY WALKED OUT. FML

#9157665
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (70992) - you deserved it (6127)

On 03/17/2010 at 11:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

Today , I was walking down the streethen I hered a loud splashing noise to mah right. I lookd over only to see a woman not squatting but bending over , spreading her cheeks , peeing a horse-sizd amount of pee. I can't un-see this. FML

#9143571
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38002) - you deserved it (3019)

On 03/16/2010 at 9:34pm - misc - by disturbed (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today at a debate tournament basd on domestic abuse ma partner yells out "Has anyone considerd tat maybe te women DESERVED to be beaten?" big fat FML

#9141842
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38987) - you deserved it (5991)

On 03/16/2010 at 8:46pm - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out y my roommate and best friend comes home late three nights a week. She goes to get drunk with some guy, then goes back to his house to hook up. Who is this guy? The guy I've been dating for three years. FML

#9139236
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34175) - you deserved it (2809)

On 03/16/2010 at 7:17pm - love - by latenightbite - United States



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