About Peacemaker9 : Im Nick. I'll always state my opinion truthfully if asked. I can be an extremely nice guy or just a plain mean jerk to u depending on how u are towards me. Ever want to talk, feel free to pm me and I'll always respond back to u.
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Today, I found out the "small termite problem" the inspector told me about wasn't so small when a box from the attic fell through the floor and hit me in the head. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 5:03am - health - by concusion - United States (Texas)
Today, I went shopping with my Mom. I ran into my crush. A school dance is soon and he WAS just about to ask something but my mom glanced over and yelled "TAMPONS OR PADS, SWEETIE?!" He then changed his question to "Haha, so which?" And before I could say a word, my mother answered for me. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 2:21am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I mentioned to my dad (we have a close relationship) that my last condom had expired. Happy to buy me new ones for the sake of safe sex, he asked me "Do you need small, or extra small?" FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 1:05am - intimacy - by diesel444 (man) - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I wanted to punish a student for being late. I decided to start a pop quiz before he arrived. I was positive there wasn't enough time for him to finish. He scored full marks and I couldn't say a word. FML
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On 08/23/2010 at 12:18am - kids - by K_M (man) - Malaysia (Selangor)
Today, I found out I sleepwalk. How you might ask? By awakening the moment just before I fell from the stairs. I was better off sleeping. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 7:51pm - misc - by Eloy Ymer - Netherlands (Gelderland)
Today, my loving boyfriend told me that he wanted to go to the cinema with the girl he loves. The other girl he loves, but don't worry it's "not" a date. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 7:19pm - love - by Squishy (woman) - United Kingdom (Cornwall)
Today, I heard my mother and father having sexual intercourse, and I found out that my mother moans the same way as my girlfriend. Guess who I now think about every time my girlfriend moans? FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 8:14am - intimacy - by shawty - Australia (Queensland)
Today, at work, I stopped in my boss/boyfriend's office to find him getting intimate with a girl. He then tells me that he is cheating on me, that he is dumping me, and that I am fired. Oh, and he is keeping the cat. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 2:28am - work - by jemstuff (woman) - United States (Maryland)
Today, my boyfriend started to kiss my boobs. I am pregnant and started my lactation period. Now every time he looks at me he calls me milky way. FML
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On 08/22/2010 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ananomus - United States (Ohio)
Today, I took my brother and nieces to the zoo. Two of the lions at the exhibit were mating, so I said, "They're playing leap-frog." My 4-year-old niece said, "Looks like they're fucking to me." FML
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On 08/21/2010 at 12:49pm - intimacy - by mc_dreamy - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)
Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He also decided the best way to end our relationship was to kill me and our virtual child on The Sims 3 by setting us on fire. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:26am - love - by Single - United States (California)
Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)
Today, while casually sitting at a bar, a drunk biker with no teeth leaned over and tried to kiss me. I'm a sailor in the Navy, but I think I screamed like a little girl. FML
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On 08/19/2010 at 1:16am - misc - by dentallycorrect - United States (Illinois)
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