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About Peacemaker9 : Im Nick. I'll always state my opinion truthfully if asked. I can be an extremely nice guy or just a plain mean jerk to u depending on how u are towards me. Ever want to talk, feel free to pm me and I'll always respond back to u.
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Today, after having a long and serious talk about maybe having a relationship, the guy I really like told me to send him a "sexy picture." I sent him a picture of me in a bra and a thong. He replied, "Yeah, you're hot!" and signed off after ten minutes of silence. I haven't heard from him since. FML
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On 11/26/2010 at 9:30pm - love - by Username - United States (Texas)
Today, at work, my boss and I went upstairs to storage. We got in the elevator, I pressed the 2nd floor button, and it didn't move so I repeatedly pressed the button. It wasn't until the 5th press that I realized we were already on the 2nd floor. She thought I was an idiot. FML
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On 10/14/2010 at 11:03pm - work - by edodge (woman) - United States (Maine)
Today, I was playing basketball outside in my driveway. I saw three cute girls walking by, so I thought I would try to show off a little by doing a backwards slam dunk. I jumped, completely missed the rim and hit my head on the backboard. Then my mom ran out to help me up. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 12:59am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I came home from a four day trip. Apparently, my cat thought I was gone for good and is now very unhappy that I'm home. I know this because she has been positioning herself between me and my husband all night, and hisses every time I try to touch him. He thinks it's hilarious. FML
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On 10/11/2010 at 12:34am - love - by JLD - United States (Georgia)
Today, I was watching a movie. The ending was sad and I started bawling my eyes out. My boyfriend sitting beside me kept looking back and forth between me and the TV, so I asked what he was doing. He replied with, 'I don't know which one is better to watch.' FML
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On 10/09/2010 at 10:36am - love - by Kiimmy (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was rushed to the hospital to deliver my child. On the way, I called my husband who was in a bar with his friends. Drunk, he just yelled, "BROS BEFORE HOS!!" and hung up. FML
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On 10/04/2010 at 5:42pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I was coming out of my work and a group of guys yelled, "Oh shoot girl!" and I blew them a kiss jokingly, then as I walked down the street, cars were honking at me, guys whistling. When I got home I noticed the foot long rip down my pencil skirt. FML
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On 10/03/2010 at 10:06pm - misc - by ohshootgirl (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I took a girl I like to the movies. Everything went great until I went in to kiss her. She didn't object, but my mother, who apparently followed me to the theater and was now pulling me away by my shirt while saying, "We're leaving!" certainly did. FML
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On 09/28/2010 at 1:35pm - misc - by Jake - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, while working at McDonald's, a woman asked me what came on a bacon, egg, and cheese biscuit. Trying not to laugh, I respond, "Bacon, egg, and cheese." She then realizes the stupidity of her question, and launches three dollars worth of quarters at my face and says, "Laugh at that, jerk." FML
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On 09/26/2010 at 7:14pm - work - by lyssuhhhh (woman) - United States (Ohio)
Today, I got fired from the supermarket I work at because the order was done wrong last Wednesday. I wasn't in last Wednesday, and I don't even do orders. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 4:12pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I gave my boss the paperwork to approve my commissions for the month. She wouldn't sign it, saying, "Maybe I'm crazy, but I feel that I've signed this before." She hasn't. I have no commission, and my boss is crazy. FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 3:02pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Chile (Region Metropolitana)
Today, I recently graduated from highschool and I went to a college party. I met these girls and told them I graduated college already, to sound cool. I then heard one of them say "I went to middle school with you, and I was in your math class." FML
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On 09/23/2010 at 10:17am - misc - by idiotwithaface - United States
Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:39pm - misc - by artmfanforever - United States (Nebraska)
Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)
Today, I was conducting interviews and I could tell this particular candidate was really nervous, so I was extra nice. At the end, he was reluctant to shake my hand. On the way out I realised why: I had lost the top button on my low cut top, and he was nursing his appreciation of the view. FML
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On 09/22/2010 at 4:49am - work - by pizzacat (woman) - Australia (Queensland)
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