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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 24 November 1991 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 144
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

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Today, I was serving a family at the restaurant where I work. When I went to ask the little girl what she wanted, I was tongue-tied and got "cutie" and "hun" mixed up and ended up asking, "What can I get for you, cuntie?" FML

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I agree, your life sucks (76704) - you deserved it (23373)

On 05/08/2009 at 4:53pm - work - by keeks_25 (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was sitting beside this cute guy on a bench. Suddenly, he goes, "I know we don't know each other very well, but would you like to have dinner on Saturday?" I turn to him with a goofy smile, and exclaim "I'D LOVE TO!" He gives me a weird look, turns his head and points to his Bluetooth. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71572) - you deserved it (20085)

On 03/03/2009 at 10:38am - misc - by asdfasdf - United States (Virginia)



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