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Today... a woman pushed a stroller in front of my car. Thinking I'd hit someone... I jumped out. Turns out it was a doll. The "woman" was a 14-year-old girl... claiming... "I did it fir the Vine!" FML
Today, I had the pleasure of driving in central London for the first time, to recover mah drunk husband from his looool own brilliance, puking on the feet of Winston Churchill's statue in Parliament Square. At 4 am. FML
Today , I heard crashing noises coming from my dining room. I got up to see wat it was; my asshat cat was flinging himself at my chandelier. He'd figured out how to grab the ceiling fan from the other room , build momentum , an launch into my expensive chandelier. Hooray. real FML
Today, a customer spent ages bitching me out, cuz he refusd to believe he needd to upgrade his computer, which still runs Windows 98, in order to install a modern game fir his grandson . He endd up calling manager and trying to get me fird fir scamming him . fat FML
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