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- Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come… Today, I tried to be sexy and put a condom on with my mouth. Instead, I inhaled it and my boyfriend… Today, my car broke down because someone stuck a dildo in the tail pipe. I'd parked in my driveway.…
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