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Pauliewood

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 236
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About Pauliewood : I love baseball

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Today, my surgeon was talking to me about my upcoming heart bypass operation. I was extremely nervous from the start, but he somehow managed to keep saying things like "death", "fatalities", "high-risk", and "never wake up" throughout. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38111) - you deserved it (3085)

On 10/18/2013 at 6:12pm - health - by DocBastard, meet DocCunt (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my best friend told me that she no longer wants to cut herself because now she's madly in love with a guy in our school. She doesn't know that he's gay. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (50943) - you deserved it (3399)

On 09/23/2013 at 4:49pm - love - by friend loves a gay guy... - United States (Ohio)



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