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Paulcs's favorite FMLs
by NoToBombs / 11/07/2014 at 10:51am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by HelpMe1 / 11/06/2014 at 1:53am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Work
by spooked / 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous
Today, my mum yelled "Son of a bitch!" as I narrowly beat her at a game of Mario Kart. I jokingly yelled back "Hell yeah I am!" Now I'm grounded for two weeks, birthday included, all because my mum's a sore loser. FML
by Anonymous / 11/05/2014 at 2:52pm / Australia (Victoria) / Kids
Today, my ex sent me a pack of beer to screw with me. I'm still going to AA, and I thought I was almost over it. Five bottles later, I realized I'm not. We didn't break up over my drinking, either; it was because after just 2 weeks of dating, she threatened to kill herself if I didn't marry her. FML
by AAnonymous / 11/05/2014 at 8:57am / United States (Utah) / Health
by anonymous / 11/04/2014 at 1:24am / United States (California) / Love
by jay-frey96 / 11/02/2014 at 10:36am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by noxiffic / 10/31/2014 at 8:31am / Norway (Rogaland) / Animals
Today, my boyfriend told my four-year-old sister that "fatass" means "beautiful lady." I didn't know about this until I took my sister shopping with me. The woman at the till said she was adorable; my sister replied, "Thanks, fatass." FML
by Anonymous / 10/31/2014 at 6:55am / United Kingdom (Rhondda Cynon Taff) / Kids
by fired tomoz / 10/29/2014 at 11:46am / South Africa (Gauteng) / Work
by subduedbeast / 10/27/2014 at 2:48pm / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 10/25/2014 at 8:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Animals
Today, I was at the mall with my young daughter. I hate pooping in public but I really had to go so I brought her in with me. Thinking we were alone, I started to go and my daughter yelled, "Good job, mommy, you're using the potty like a big girl!" I then heard laughing. FML
by Anonymous / 10/23/2014 at 2:43pm / United States / Kids
Today, I got in an argument with my teacher for always comparing me to my sister that she had a few years before. After I said, "I'm not my sister so please stop comparing me to her," she responded, "Of course you're not your sister, I actually like your sister." FML
by Not so much of a teachers pet / 10/22/2014 at 4:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
- Today, after recently moving to Australia, I saw my first kangaroo. In the refrigerated section of… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m a bus driver in Paris. A guy got on with a sheep. I told him that you can’t take the bus…