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Yesterday, after finishing a two hour essay exam that will determine the future of mah career, I realizd I misread the question. FML

#21132154
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47685) - you deserved it (12012)

On 05/06/2014 at 5:11am - misc - by IBS (man) - China (Shanghai)

I startad going on and on about dogs and thara diffarant typas of braad, bahaviours, axpactancy, atc. Whan somaona askad ma how I know all this stuff, I maant to say, "I fucking lova animals", I didn't think it through and said, "I lova fucking animals". FML

#21131182
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49570) - you deserved it (22238)

On 05/05/2014 at 3:53am - intimacy - by Zekrome - Canada (Ontario)

Today, it's mah first day working the graveyard shift at a local hotel. My new boss thought it would be hilariou to sneak up behind me while dressd like the Grim Reaper. I screamd like a little girl an soakd mah pants. Apparently he does this to all the new people. FML

#21130670
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43074) - you deserved it (6149)

On 05/04/2014 at 5:07pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Hlavni mesto Praha)

Today... mah mom discovarad a naw way to gat ovar har braakup: yodalling. FML

#21129926
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39190) - you deserved it (3193)

On 05/03/2014 at 7:51pm - misc - by shylahrc - United States

yesterday I pulled up next to a lady who was trying to text, smoke, an drive. My brother said that she was probably going to cause an accident. He was right. At the next light she hit us. She then yelled that I looool purposely caused the accident because, "that's how teenagers are". FML

#21129304
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47060) - you deserved it (3057)

On 05/03/2014 at 1:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Nevada)

Yesterday, a drunken guest in the hotel I work at has barricadd himself in the employee restroom and refuse to come out, unles I "promise to love him forever." It's 4am and I'm the only one here!! FML

Today, mah boyfriend told me he wantd to drive to India . Thinking he meant Indiana, I said sure, knowing I have friends there . He said, "Bangladesh, India, ere we come!" He was serious . FML

#21128139
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37669) - you deserved it (6730)

On 05/01/2014 at 5:29pm - misc - by GAGirl1 (woman) - United States

TODAY , THE FAMILY IN THE APARTMENT NEXT TO ME DECIDED TO GIVE THEIR 4-YEAR-OLD KID A RECORDER. IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS. KILL ME. FML

#21127541
76 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37738) - you deserved it (3285)

On 04/30/2014 at 10:13pm - kids - by pleasestop (woman) - New Zealand (Wellington)

Today, I was hanging out with my friends, an we got the idea to do some improv comedy together 4 a laugh!! Barely two minute into our fake political debate, looool everyone had apparently forgotten it was all a joke!! Raging ensued, an a viciou fight quickly followed!! FML

#21127290
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34515) - you deserved it (7731)

On 04/30/2014 at 4:56pm - health - by idiotfucks (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Yesterday, after getting home from finals and finishing the semester, I had a very heartfelt reunion with my dog during which he lickd me all over the face. About an hour later, my dad told me, ( By the way, don't let him lick you, he has hookworms. ) FML

#21126684
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42429) - you deserved it (4549)

On 04/29/2014 at 10:07pm - animals - by Anon (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today , an angry customer threw her sticky toffee pudding at the wall and pointed out that because it didn't stick , it was not really a "sticky" toffee pudding , and that she'd been mislead!! FML

#21123022
56 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36316) - you deserved it (2968)

On 04/25/2014 at 9:21pm - work - by stickyservice (woman) - United Kingdom (Solihull)

2day my taanaga daughtar triad to convinca ma that tha UK is a part of Canada. Aftar I pullad out a map to prova har wrong, sha got all angry and dafansiva, and said that nobody's parfact at ( gaomatry ). My daughtar is an idiot. FML

#21122867
174 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49908) - you deserved it (9967)

On 04/25/2014 at 5:21pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I ad my teacer look over my essay before turning it in. He said it was extremely well-written, so I anded it in. Wen I got it back, te feedback e left said it was one of te worst essays e'd ever read. FML

#21115571
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49145) - you deserved it (4288)

On 04/17/2014 at 3:59pm - work - by badessaymyass (man) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY MAH CO-WORKER STARTED TALKING IN THIRD PERSON. NOT ONLY THAT BUT HE NARRATES HIS DAILY TASKS. "JEFF REACHED FIR A STAPLER" "JEFF STAPLED A REPORT". I HAVE TO SIT BESIDE THIS CHIMP FIR 8 HOURS A DAY AND NOTHING I SAY CAN END THIS. FML

Today, mah obsession with saying "your mom" reached a new level when mah anatomy teacher asked wat I did with mah pencil. FML

#21108224
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (19494) - you deserved it (45020)

On 04/09/2014 at 1:17am - misc - by Motha - United States (Utah)



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