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Paulcs's favorite FMLs
Today, my sister turned the volume on my phone way up and changed the ringtone to a woman's blood-curdling scream. I found this out when she called my phone at 2am as I slept next to it. I pissed my pants and fell out of bed screaming in terror. I'll never hear the end of this. FML
by terdberglerforlyfe / 12/07/2014 at 3:54pm / Brazil (Sao Paulo) / Kids
Today, my work department set a new sales record, something not done in nearly 30 years. It's corporate policy to give a bonus to each worker responsible as a reward. Our manager decided our "bonuses" would be plastic medals from Dollar Tree. He didn't even buy enough for everybody. FML
by anon / 12/05/2014 at 10:44am / United States (Texas) / Work
by Anonymous / 12/01/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
Today, my little sister asked if she could play on my laptop, but I said no because I was writing an essay for school. She then bit herself hard and showed the mark to our parents, saying I did it. As they bitched me out, my sister got on my laptop and deleted my half-finished essay. FML
by anotherhuman / 11/30/2014 at 12:48am / United States (Florida) / Kids
Today, I frantically told my parents that my bank account had no money. Turns out, they took the $1,600 I had saved up from a summer job and invested it in penny-stocks. I was grounded because they were "doing it for the family," and I'm being selfish. They also had lost it all in a matter of days. FML
by poor man / 11/26/2014 at 9:13am / United States (Florida) / Money
Today, my boss said he's worried about our network, because "Wifi's all in the air. People could spy on us from anywhere!" I sarcastically said "My god, you're right!" and suggested switching to tin-foil ethernet cables to stop the signal escaping. He told me to do it ASAP. This moron makes five times my salary. FML
by Anonymous / 11/20/2014 at 3:15pm / United States (California) / Work
by bookworm / 11/19/2014 at 3:56pm / United States (Texas) / Work
by Donutsarelife / 11/19/2014 at 10:09am / United States / Geek
by SeaBind / 11/15/2014 at 7:41pm / United States (Michigan) / Geek
by honey, no boo-boo / 11/12/2014 at 12:55pm / United States / Intimacy
by elsatheannoyed / 11/11/2014 at 11:34pm / United States (California) / Work
by NoToBombs / 11/07/2014 at 10:51am / United States (New Mexico) / Miscellaneous
by hellalegit / 11/07/2014 at 1:26am / United States (California) / Kids
by HelpMe1 / 11/06/2014 at 1:53am / Indonesia (Jakarta Raya) / Work
by spooked / 11/05/2014 at 3:44pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Miscellaneous