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by Orgasmataz / 01/25/2015 at 5:10pm / United Kingdom (Manchester) / Intimacy
Today, it's been 3 months since my dog scratched my 9 year old granddaughter after she walked over and repeatedly kicked him. My daughter has disowned me and won't let me see my own grandchildren until I have my companion of 11 years "destroyed". FML
by Anonymous / 01/24/2015 at 1:33pm / Romania (Giurgiu) / Animals
Today, I caught my girlfriend Googling how to uninstall Siri. I asked why she wanted to do that, and she said, "I don't like it. I don't like how the slut talks to you." I get the feeling I'll need a gun when I break up with this crazy fucker. FML
by Anonymous / 01/22/2015 at 1:41am / United States (Georgia) / Love
Today, I babysat an 11 year old kid while his parents ate out. As soon as they left, the kid asked me if I wanted to be on the sex offender's list. Before I could even process that, he told me to stay out of his way and he wouldn't accuse me of anything. FML
by Anonymous / 01/21/2015 at 6:57am / United States (Michigan) / Kids
by klaatu barada nikto / 01/20/2015 at 8:23am / United States (Iowa) / Work
by 360whoroscoped / 01/16/2015 at 1:05pm / United States (Minnesota) / Work
by whoops.. / 01/15/2015 at 10:15pm / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
by MovingOut / 01/15/2015 at 8:21pm / Saint Vincent and the Grenadines / Miscellaneous
by immaloser95 / 01/06/2015 at 4:06pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/26/2014 at 12:39am / United States (Wisconsin) / Miscellaneous
by evil Santa / 12/24/2014 at 10:48pm / United States (Ohio) / Money
by koolkat9 / 12/22/2014 at 2:11pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by monster in law. / 12/17/2014 at 2:35am / United States / Love
Today, my mom texted me and asked what I was up to. In response, I joked, "Dancing on the dining room table, waving dad's Calvin Klein's in the air, and shooting bullets into her bedroom floor." Not only did the cops show up, but now I'm grounded for two weeks for being, "deceptively believable." FML
by #goodbyelife / 12/08/2014 at 7:38pm / United States / Miscellaneous