This member hasn't filled in their description.
Paulcs's FML badges
You wanted you know what the top of the flops of all time was, and now you know.
You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Paulcs's favorite FMLs
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
by u wot? / 02/14/2015 at 7:14am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 11:36am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
by assholedad / 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:09am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by juliette / 02/07/2015 at 12:13am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML
by marigoldcobain / 02/04/2015 at 6:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
by toe / 02/02/2015 at 10:14pm / United States (New Hampshire) / Health
by itsemilyc / 02/02/2015 at 2:34pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy
by briang959 / 01/30/2015 at 6:28pm / United States (Georgia) / Love
by Anonymous / 01/30/2015 at 3:16pm / United States / Intimacy
by Crystal_da_thing / 01/29/2015 at 5:10am / Australia / Animals
by I'm screwed / 01/27/2015 at 6:46pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, I found out my parents have been slipping birth control pills into my morning orange juice… 2Today, I found out my husband has been catfishing my sixteen year-old brother for over a year. FML 3Today, I babysat a kid who was such a bratty little prick that I actually considered walking out on…