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Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
by love and tolerape, apparently / 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm / India (Jharkhand) / Intimacy
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wutdafuqq / 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by secret / 02/14/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
by u wot? / 02/14/2015 at 7:14am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 11:36am / United States (Colorado) / Money
by SDCore / 02/11/2015 at 7:40pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I asked my dad to please shave his awful beard, because I'm a laughing-stock at school for being picked up each day by a guy whose face looks like Bigfoot's ass. He agreed, and 10 minutes later was sporting a pedo-stache. It's going to be a long year. FML
by assholedad / 02/11/2015 at 4:00pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/11/2015 at 3:40pm / France (Bretagne) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/07/2015 at 4:09am / United States (Colorado) / Work
by juliette / 02/07/2015 at 12:13am / United States (New York) / Animals
Today, I was talking to my friend in Spanish because he understands it better than English. We were in the middle of a discussion about a TV show when some guy from our school ran up, spat on my shoes and screamed, "I SPEAK SPANISH, STOP TALKING ABOUT ME!" and ran away. FML
by marigoldcobain / 02/04/2015 at 6:11pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
by dogbreederssuck / 02/03/2015 at 10:26am / United Kingdom (Lancashire) / Animals
- 1Today, my parents let me babysit my baby sister for the first time. About an hour after they left,… 2Today, I saw an elderly lady fall over in the street. Nobody bothered to do anything, so I went… 3Today, I was fired for being late to work, even though the only reason I was late was because I had…
- Today, I remember the first night I spent with my first English boyfriend. I'm French, and when we… Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started… Today, I went hiking with my friend. We both had to pee really bad. We went to the edge of a cliff…
- Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only… Today, I sprayed pepper spray on a guy who appeared to be following me. He was really cute, and was… Today, I’m at this huge beach party in Thailand. I kiss a beautiful girl and decide to take it to…