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Today, my wife threw a piece of tofu cake at my head for suggesting that the money she'd spent on magic "healing" crystals and homeopathic "remedies" would've just as well been spent on a chocolate teapot. FML

#17293531
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24854) - you deserved it (6635)

On 07/29/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by notabeliever - United States (California)

Today, we found out why we were getting notes on our door telling us to "move out or else." As my mom works for the government and we have a direct-TV dish on our roof, our neighbor thinks we were sent to listen to his phone calls and read his mind. We were here before he was. FML

#17154480
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29834) - you deserved it (2402)

On 07/17/2011 at 9:51pm - misc - by SonOfaSpy (man) - United States

Today, my dog was scooped up by an owl. FML

#17115448
474 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54912) - you deserved it (9337)

On 07/15/2011 at 12:24am - animals - by flipnazn - United States (Texas)

Today, a riot broke out while I was on shift at the community swimming pool. A family snuck in soap so they could use the pool as a giant bath tub. FML

#16950296
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31153) - you deserved it (2376)

On 07/02/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my high school reunion. I was super excited to see what everyone had done in their lives. The nerdy guy I bullied is now a U.S. Marine and already has two deployments in Afghanistan under his belt. He looked at me in his dress blues and said, "I remember you." FML

#16519347
467 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11614) - you deserved it (118030)

On 06/05/2011 at 8:52pm - misc - by kringr (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, my family went to Seaworld. When we got there, my dad sarcastically told me not to get lost, because I might get mistaken for Shamu. FML

#16255718
189 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35857) - you deserved it (7288)

On 05/19/2011 at 6:46pm - misc - by Username - United States

Today, at work, I spent half an hour trying to convince an elderly customer that no, I wasn't a messenger sent by the devil to take her soul to hell. FML

#15857597
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34438) - you deserved it (3297)

On 04/20/2011 at 10:15am - work - by rawr -

Today, I was taking a crap in a public stall when three kids broke down the door and pelted me with eggs. FML

#15846054
210 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46471) - you deserved it (5700)

On 04/19/2011 at 11:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (South Carolina)

Today, I ran a red light in front of a cop and got pulled over. My friend thought it would be funny to throw a knife in my lap and scream "Help me officer, he has a knife!" FML

#15773415
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46704) - you deserved it (7041)

On 04/13/2011 at 6:57pm - misc - by FrOsTy25 -

Today, I got fired from my job. I caught a customer taking pictures up my skirt, and my boss fired me for calling the police and "making a big deal out of it". FML

#15669664
200 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39462) - you deserved it (6677)

On 04/06/2011 at 7:57pm - work - by PsychoSarah (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I got back from vacation and walked in on my boyfriend and my brother in my bed. FML

#15617038
353 comments

I agree, your life sucks (109871) - you deserved it (7727)

On 04/03/2011 at 4:06am - intimacy - by Now Single - Reserved

Today, I was walking in the park with my girlfriend, when out of nowhere, I was savaged and brutally humped into submission by a massive Great Dane. Not only did my girlfriend watch it all, but the dog's owner took the time to snap a few pictures with his phone. Neither bothered to help me. FML

#15538339
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33563) - you deserved it (4828)

On 03/28/2011 at 10:22pm - misc - by -_- - United States (Florida)

Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML

#15281209
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41875) - you deserved it (3363)

On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my "friend" put itching powder in my cast while I was sleeping. FML

#14897237
58 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30755) - you deserved it (2337)

On 02/08/2011 at 4:39pm - health - by scratchy -

Today, as I went into my calculus class, the teacher announced that someone had received a negative grade on the test we were getting back. I laughed and said, "Which f*cker managed to get a negative?" Turns out I'm the dumbass. FML

#14770555
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9379) - you deserved it (54692)

On 01/30/2011 at 4:24am - misc - by terrible kenny - United States (New York)



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