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Paulcs's favorite FMLs
Today, my brother wore a T-shirt to my birthday party that said "I dig skinny chicks". I'm a recovering anorexic and told him that I didn't really like his shirt. His response? "Don't let the liberal media brainwash you into thinking it's OK to be fat." FML
by Idigrespectfulattire / 03/17/2015 at 8:18pm / Trinidad and Tobago (Port-of-Spain) / Miscellaneous
by psh_idontbite / 03/12/2015 at 11:55pm / United States / Animals
Today, feeling in need of a self-esteem boost, I took what I thought was a good selfie and I put it on Facebook. Out of 500 friends, the only response I got was a picture of Saddam Hussein with the caption, "This is why I bomb people." FML
by why they bomb / 03/09/2015 at 2:01am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm / United States (Florida) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/05/2015 at 10:19pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML
by jlol / 03/05/2015 at 9:32am / United States / Miscellaneous
by notdrivinganytimesoon / 03/03/2015 at 9:35pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, after a 7 year dry spell, I finally got laid. The downside? It was in my dreams and involved a character from My Little Pony forcing itself on me. Now I hate that fucking stupid show more than ever. FML
by love and tolerape, apparently / 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm / India (Jharkhand) / Intimacy
by toastynippies / 02/24/2015 at 2:32pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Wutdafuqq / 02/23/2015 at 3:18pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/20/2015 at 4:26pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by heymacie / 02/19/2015 at 12:45am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by secret / 02/14/2015 at 9:10am / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous
Today, I found out someone, most likely my psycho ex, has been posing as me on local interest websites, trolling a load of people, and giving them my address so they can come fight me. I found this out when a gentleman showed up at my house wanting to beat me shitless. FML
by u wot? / 02/14/2015 at 7:14am / United Kingdom (Suffolk) / Health
by Anonymous / 02/13/2015 at 11:36am / United States (Colorado) / Money