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Paulcs's favorite FMLs
by Anonymous / 05/27/2015 at 10:21am / Mexico / Health
by zheiraT / 05/22/2015 at 3:44pm / United States (Maine) / Work
by Anonymous / 05/11/2015 at 2:59am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
by dadoftheyear / 05/06/2015 at 11:27pm / United States / Intimacy
by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
Today, my boss' incompetent, lazy son got another raise. He only started working here five months ago. Since then he's been promoted twice and given a Bentley as a company car. All this while company profits are in the shitter and the rest of us are facing a wave of layoffs. FML
by Anonymous / 04/24/2015 at 1:39pm / Qatar (Ad Dawhah) / Work
Today, I read my 10-year-old sister's diary. That's how I found out about her disturbingly detailed plan to murder me, make it look like suicide, date my boyfriend after helping him get over my death, then marry him. FML
by Anonymus / 04/18/2015 at 3:01am / Sweden / Kids
by bigmouthedmommy / 04/13/2015 at 1:35am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I had to explain to my rabidly religious brother how two transvestites can buy fish at Petco while he's buying the same fish at the same Petco, and it doesn't equate to hitting on him. It's been two hours, and he's still sitting outside my door reading Bible verses and praying aggressively. FML
by mademoiselle meurtre / 04/12/2015 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was called a fascist and accused of being "racist" against poor people, all because some crazy meth-mouthed bitch couldn't afford some booze and expected me to cut the price by almost 40% so she could. FML
by Anonymous / 04/12/2015 at 11:18am / United States (Indiana) / Work
Today, I was asked to prom by the same guy who "accidentally" cut off a chunk of my hair in class and with whom I haven't had a conversation in my life. When I politely declined he said, "You'll regret this". FML
by scared4myhair / 04/11/2015 at 9:53pm / United States (Michigan) / Love
by jamisbetter / 04/11/2015 at 8:34am / United Kingdom / Health
by PrettySureItsReal / 04/09/2015 at 3:38pm / United States (Missouri) / Work
Today, I went driving for the first time with my mom. When she wasn't screaming, she gave great advice like, "Stop at the red light" and "Don't crash into cars". I need to drive 50 hours with her. FML
by fedupson / 04/09/2015 at 10:03am / United States (California) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/08/2015 at 1:19pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy