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Paulcs's favorite FMLs
Today, I had to explain to my husband that it's biologically impossible for cats and dogs to cross-breed, and that his "brilliant idea" of getting ours to mate is just plain disturbing. He still doesn't believe me. FML
by fuck off, eh! / 03/07/2014 at 4:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Catuser / 03/05/2014 at 10:09pm / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/03/2014 at 11:30am / Miscellaneous
Today, I told my parents about the amazing guy I met. My mom immediately stormed out. My dad got up, looked at me and told me he's disappointed in me for "falling into the traps of the Internet," and leaves. I didn't meet him on the Internet. FML
by littlekellilee / 02/28/2014 at 9:50am / Canada (Alberta) / Love
by Ohgodmother / 02/28/2014 at 4:06am / Australia (Tasmania) / Kids
by Lori_ftw / 02/26/2014 at 10:28pm / United States (California) / Work
Today, I saw a photo on my mother-in-law's Facebook, proudly showing off the horrible job she'd done of painting her car. I sarcastically commented that I wouldn't inflict that on my worst enemy's ride. An hour later, she came by and emptied a bucket of paint over my windshield. FML
by time to lawyer up / 02/20/2014 at 4:20pm / United States (Texas) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was doing a science presentation about glucose. There was around 20 judges at the event who could've judged me, but instead I got judged by the only person in the whole entire world who doesn't know what glucose is and doesn't think it exists. FML
by anonymous / 02/20/2014 at 12:27am / Canada (British Columbia) / Work
by Twix88 / 02/19/2014 at 6:00am / United States (Alabama) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was throwing rocks into a pond while our class was on a field trip. The teacher started to pass around an old rare civil war bullet. As the bullet got to me, I threw another rock in the river, only to notice a rock in my hand and the bullet gone. FML
by Anonymous / 02/16/2014 at 9:29pm / United States (West Virginia) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/16/2014 at 12:22pm / United Kingdom (Cambridgeshire) / Work
by fuck my goddamn life / 02/15/2014 at 3:51pm / United States / Miscellaneous
Today, a guy drove straight into an intersection, running a stop sign and narrowly missing my car. I had to swerve into a snow bank to avoid him. He stopped long enough to see that I had a toddler in my car, before flipping me off and driving away. FML
by Anonymous / 02/12/2014 at 1:11pm / United States / Transportation
by dumbwifehappylife / 02/11/2014 at 8:37pm / United States (Maryland) / Money