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I agree, their lives suck

200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.

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Today, I was eating some left over Easter peanut MandMs at work, when I exclaimed "oh cool, they have E's on them for Easter". It took me a couple of minutes, but I eventually realized that I was looking at a regular MandM sideways. Definitely explains my coworkers' uncontrollable laughter. FML


I agree, your life sucks (14463) - you deserved it (73265)

On 04/16/2009 at 3:44pm - misc - by StewPit (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

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