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About PastelPotatoes : Hiya. I'm Kaylee(:

I'm guessing since you're on my profile you'd like to know a little about me..

I loveee to skateboard!

I dye my hair way more than I should.. it's been every color in the rainbow except yellow(:

I hate the color yellow it reminds me of pee. Ew.
But like, a pastel yellow is pretty.

So yeah. Message me if you wanna? idk

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