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  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (22 years old)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1028
  • Number of comments : 57
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About Parkour_rocks : Just a normal teenage male, into water polo, parkour, reading, gaming, and working out. I would like to just say thank you to all the people who have the guts to post their embarrassing stories on here, you bring me enjoyment.

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Parkour_rocks's favorite FMLs

Today, my mother had a full-on hissy fit because of the clothes I was wearing. Not because she thought they were inappropriate, but because I was "stealing her look." FML

by malicious_melons / 07/07/2013 at 7:41pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, my husband wanted to try anal for the first time. His attempt to sound romantic was him saying, "Open your buns, the meat is ready." FML

by hamburger / 07/06/2013 at 5:21pm / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

by notthatkinkyanyway / 11/13/2011 at 7:46am / China (Beijing) / Holidays