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Parkour_rocks
  • Town/Country : The one I'm in, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 25 July 1994 (18 years)
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About Parkour_rocks : Just a normal teenage male, into water polo, parkour, reading, gaming, and working out. I would like to just say thank you to all the people who have the guts to post their embarrassing stories on here, you bring me enjoyment.

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Today, I'm on holiday with my boyfriend. Going through Chinese customs, an officer pulled us aside, removed a suspicious metal object from my boyfriend's luggage and called six other officers to have a look. It was a kinky pair of handcuffs. FML

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On 11/13/2011 at 7:46am - love - by notthatkinkyanyway - China (Beijing)



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